It’s like “Cross Colors”, except it’s not

How do you solve a tragic, decades-old sort of hatred? Fashion! Well, and cricket…

Friends Ali Khan, a British Pakistani, and Yash Singh, a British Indian, were surprised at the level of animosity between Indians and Pakistanis in Britain, and decided to do something about it themselves.
So, they thought long and hard about the problem and, finally, they had their eureka moment: what love do the two countries have in common? They asked themselves. Answer: Cricket. So, they thought, how can we, in our own small way, harness that common love? Again, they thought long and hard – and came up with an answer: half and half shirts.
That means half the shirt in Pakistani colours and half in Indian colours.

The duo took the “half” concept very seriously:

It was important to us to show the collaboration between our two families, so half the shirts were sewn together by my mum and my sister, and half by Yash’s mum and sister, which meant we had 100 half-halfs to sell at Edgbaston”.
They sold the lot, and could have shifted a lot more, and that meant that the successful day at the match was not the end of the story by any means. The two families went on to make more shirts in time for the Mega Mela in Birmingham in October.

Apparently there’s an under-served market for this unique “couture”:

Again, they were amazed at the response they received from other British Asians. As Ali said: “One lady even asked me if there was a range for babies. She was a Hindu from India and her husband was a Pakistani Muslim, so she said her children were literally half-halfs like our shirts”.

Diplomacy-shlomacy. All they are saying, is give tees a chance.

(You can stop your groaning, I know that one hurt.)

via HT

I’m so turned on by an Indian accent

Why don’t you EVER hear that? British accents are sexy but Indian ones for some reason aren’t. Humorist Melvin Durai writes a coulmn over at Indolink.com lamenting this unfairness:

The other day, my wife, a research scientist, returned home with a major finding, one that may soon be published in a scientific journal. “The Irish accent,” she announced, “has to be the sexiest in the world!” She had been listening to National Public Radio in her car and some Irishman had gotten her a little, shall we say, revved up. SheŽd been totally charmed, even without seeing his face, smelling his cologne, or exploring his views on politics, literature and the theory of evolution.

Needless to say, I was envious. IŽve always wanted to have that kind of effect on women. Just open my mouth and have them falling at my feet, begging me to say more. But as luck would have it, only one woman has ever fallen at my feet after I opened my mouth — and she was begging me to try a breath mint.

IŽve tried enchanting women with an accent, but the only accents that come naturally to me, the only accents I can pull off, havenŽt endeared me to a single woman, even when IŽve gone so far as to say, “Vat a lowely voman you are!”

If I were Irish, IŽd be sweeping women off their feet every chance I got: “Whart a lurvely worman ya arre!” Of course, IŽd save my best line for my wife: “Whart a sirksee marn ya mahreed!”

Melvin has an idea though of how to get mainstream America to grow to love the Indian accent.

… the Indian accent may not seem particularly sexy, but wait until NBC produces a reality show called “The Programmer.” Ten Indian computer experts compete for the chance to get a job at Microsoft, joining ten zillion others. Soon every woman would find her heart palpitating whenever she hears the words “softvare enjunyer.”

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Goldie Hawn dumps Kurt Russell for Pakistani Politician

What is up with alluring South Asian men lately? Apparently, famous women can’t resist them! 😉 First Liz Hurley and Arun Nayyar, now this?

From “stuff”?

We could spend the whole column this week trying to untangle the web of intrigue surrounding Imran Khan, Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell, Jemima Khan, her children and Hugh Grant.
…The story so far has the sprightly sexagenarian Goldie doing a runner from California to be at Imran’s side at a get-together in India, where “friends” say they were very pleased to see each other. New Idea tells us Goldie has become obsessed with Imran since meeting him two months ago. One witness was “amazed” at the display of affection.
Back in California Kurt is telling friends he thinks Imran is a bit of a dog and that Goldie is “kidding herself” if she thinks Imran is serious.

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Right. What have YOU accomplished lately?

Shubham

American reality shows involve marrying off little people and eating offal.

Indian reality shows focus on finding “India’s smartest kid“.

No, no stereotypes anywhere… 😉

A 12-year-old boy from India’s poorest and most lawless state, Bihar, is celebrating being named India smartest kid after winning a nationally televised quiz.
Subham Prakhar won the title of “India’s Child Genius” after several rounds of stiff competition between some 16,000 schoolchildren.
Both of his parents are currently unemployed and Subham had to depend on generous relatives and the internet to gain access to the books he needed to prepare for the competition.

Finding India’s child genius required quite a process: 16,000 students, aged 10-13 (who had done well in the past two academic years), telephone interviews, tests, ten months, 27 episodes, countless smacks upside a sleepy child’s head if they weren’t studying hard enough… 😉

All in the pursuit of a glass trophy, an Encyclopedia Brittanica CD, some pens and a cash prize of one meeel-ion rupees. bragging rights for the parents of the winner: priceless. Continue reading

Youngest certified computer geek

Microsoft’s newest certified professional is an 8 year old Indian kid. From Channel News Asia:

An 8-year-old boy in India has established himself as the youngest ever certified computer professional. This, despite being born with a severe physical deformity.

Channel NewsAsia’s Atul Jolly caught up with the amazing whiz kid. Mridul Seth is the youngest ever Microsoft-certified computer professional in the world. It’s equivalent to a degree obtained after sitting for an Engineering exam.

All this, at the age of 8.

This news actually comes to Sepia Mutiny at the most opportune of times. We were looking to add another writer to our blog. But, does Mridul have what it takes?

He cannot speak properly, but that has never stopped him from mastering computers.

He became an expert in HTML, Photoshop and Windows before he was 6.

Yeah. I think he’ll fit right in here.

Julie Ann Titus thinks Anand Jon smells

Smellly

Goddess bless Nirali Magazine, for being so gosh-darned entertainin’. You MUST peep this excerpt from the excellent website’s interview with our favourite female reality show reject– it seems that Julie Ann Titus of America’s Next Top Model fame has some memorable opinions on certain fashion designers:

You said you specifically want to do men’s apparel. Why?
Everybody goes so crazy with women’s clothes—it’s not even fashion anymore, it’s costume. I just think guys look better in their clothes. My dad always dressed up in really nice suits for work. I thought, guys should wear suits all the time. And I want to incorporate Indian style, too. I was so excited when I met designer Anand Jon on the show.
What was that experience like?
I saw him walk into the room, and I went crazy. I mean, I’ve studied his work. But he was an interesting character. I wouldn’t want to hang out with him, that’s for sure.
Why not?
I respect him as a fashion designer. But he was very, very rude to some of the girls. He seemed so boring to me. I asked him what part of India he was from, and he asked me, what part of India are you from? So I said I’m from Kerala, and he looked at me kind of crazy. He’s Malayalee, too. He asked me if I knew any Malayalam, and I said I only knew the bad words. Then he says, “Shouldn’t you be serving us or something?” [Titus and the other cast members had to serve four of the girls who won that week’s model challenge.] So I walked away, cursing at him in Malayalam. He said, “Oh, so now you know it?” And he smelled bad. The girls looked at me and were like, are all Indian guys like this? And I was like, nope, just this fool right here. Later, my parents told me that they know him through family friends.

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Oh, Kashmir…you affect us in countless ways…

Just in time for the PM’s visit, it’s “No globes for you”!

From Yahoo! India News :

New Delhi, Nov. 10 (ANI): The Delhi High Court today put an interim ban on the import and marketing of Chinese-made toy globes in India, saying that they incorrectly represented the country’s map by not showing Jammu and Kashmir as part of its territory.
A Bench comprising Chief Justice B.C. Patel and Justice B.D. Ahmed directed the government not to permit the circulation of Chinese-made globes in the market.

Yes, but can I buy one on EBay now? Should I? or does it not work like that? 😉

Indian PM not into birthdays

Call me paranoid but I sense a conspiracy. In the U.S., little league baseball is always importaning ringers from Latin America who are really too old to be eligible to play baseball, but are able to lie about their age due to the region’s poor birth records. Is the greybearded Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh likewise too old to be eligible for office, or maybe too young? From TeamIndia.net:

Asked by accompanying journalists aboard [a] flight that took him from London to New York Monday evening about [a] planned birthday celebration on air, Singh was quietly dismissive.

“I have never celebrated birthdays. I don’t even know the exact date I was born.”

He explained that a few weeks after he was born in 1932 in Gah, a village in Punjab province of what is now Pakistan, he lost his mother. And he, therefore, never got to know his birthday till the time he was enrolled in primary school when an approximate date was given as his date of birth for the school records.

Santa’s elves are in India, Y’all

ItÂ’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…everywhere (read: Indian factories) you goÂ…

This year at the swank stores of New York and London, Christmas and New Year shoppers will pick up scores of gifts made in India.

Now I almost didnÂ’t blog about this, but the next line made me fall out of my recliner:

Almost all top-end stores like Macy’s, Wal-Mart, Selfridges and Bloomingdale are buying hundreds of gifts from the country in a new genre of outsourcing.

WAL-MART? Are you bleedinÂ’ kidding me? Top-end, my kundi. I wonder if thatÂ’s the first time the evil discounter has been mentioned in the same breath as BloomieÂ’sÂ…

Â…”We’ve got orders for seven to eight items – mostly cushions, pillows, Christmas tree hangings and stockings,” Nebu Jacob, a gift manufacturer, told IANS.
Jacob’s Lakshmi Caminse, whose factory is in Gurgaon, produces popular gifts like beaded mats and silk napkins and supplies names like Neiman Marcus, Bergdorf Goodman, Bloomingdale and Selfridges.

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