Musharraf Resigns, Narendra Modi to Replace Him
Advani Resigns BJP, Plans To Take Up Gardening, Play With “Wii”
Vikram Pandit, Enthusiastic About New Job, Changes Name to “CitiPandit”
New Citigroup CEO Demands Subordinates Address Him as “Panditji“
Sources: Dem Anti-Outsourcing Campaign Outsourced to India
Indian American Athlete Wins Heisman Trophy
Impoverished By Writer’s Strike, Simpsons’ “Apu” Returns to India For Good
Rushdie Marries Older Woman, Adopts Large-Nosed Infant Named “Saleem”
Sonia Gandhi Disowns Rahul and Priyanka; Monica Bellucci To Join Cong.
(Feel free to add your own, or spin off/tweak one of the above.)
Bin Laden Feature on MTV CRIBS
Britney Takes Up Kabalah
Britney Redirected From Grocery Store, Advised That Kabalah Is Not The Same As A Calabash.
Lou Dobbs Complains That Construction Jobs Are Being Done By Illegal Aliens.
Apple’s New Line of Vacuums: iSuck
White House and Capitol foreclose, feds respond by dropping interest rate
Manoj Kumar wins Oscar, visa to US rejected, immigration officials claim “his hand was hiding his face in the passport photo”
Bachchan denies allegations of Aishwarya marrying telephone pole
Modi retires, to release Hindu devotional R&B album
Rudy Giuliani quits reminding Americans of horrors of September 11th
Lou Dobbs rusticated to Mexico.
Sania Mirza wins Wimbledon.
Arundhati Roy wins the Noble prize.
California Switches To Wood-Burning Cars. Inexhaustible Supply Found In Gov. Schwarzenegger’s Dialogue Delivery.
Deepa Metha Wins Oscar for Best Director
Geez. I meant Mehta. I really can’t work and post at the same time!
Yee Haw :p
“Sunny Leone to do item number in Bollywood movie”
“Shilpa Shetty voted Prime Minister of England, Jade Goody gets Cultural Affairs”
“Desi wins Heisman, late for awards ceremony”
“Dr.420 to do item number in Bollywood movie”
“Crisis in California: Fires burn granola factory”
“F1 legend Schumacher races cab in NYC, loses race”
“Sunita Williams to do item number in Bollywood movie”
Times Of India Journalist Denies Being An Uninformed Hack.
The Onion Wins Pulitzer For Public Service.
/seriously
GC processing date for Indians becomes ‘current’
Ms. Mirza is better on hard courts ;).
My headline: “Sania Mirza wins in Melbourne.”
Manmohan Singh grows a pair.
Arundhati Roy and Shabana Azmi join the board of directors for Pepsico.
M. Nam
sania mirza wins melbourne desi!
BCCI renamed to Board of Corruption and Cronyism for selected Individuals
“Angelina Jolie returns Indian adoptee after he tries to put other children into different caste’s”
Jay Leno goes to rehab, withdraws his vote for the 8 passengers Chevy Tahoe Hybrid as the green car of the year.
“South Asian construction workers honored for their contribution to Dubai.”
Size does matter for Harvard entrants.
Manju denies everything, says HMF only provided paid massages.
When i posted that, I was on my 3rd cup of freshly brewed Colombian coffee. Now that it’s starting to wear off I may have to fix a new pot. Stay tuned ………
Sanjay Gupta to release bollywood film inspired by ‘2 girls 1 cup’, Gupta denies any similarities.
SCIENTISTS LINK “FAIR AND LOVELY” CREAM TO PREMATURE WRINKLING.
NEW WONDER BRA KEEPS BACK FLAB FROM BULGING OUT OF TIGHT BLOUSES.
LYCRA MIRACLE SAREE MAKES WEARER LOOK FIVE KILOS SMALLER, EVEN WHILE BOUNDING IN WAVES.
Okay, back to work.
ganesha chai miracle takes over the world; kaapi-drinkers cry discrimination
Here you go. 🙂 Braaaa-llelujah!
Anna, I owe you big time for this link to good news. You — and Spanx — have changed my life.
Love the second-to-last of the OP.
Jindal renames Louisiana to Ludhiana
Bush declines offer to debate Iranian president, suggests spelling bee
Dead terrorists sue, the 72 promised virgins turn out to be 72 adult males
Mel Gibson blames Jews for constipation problems
Scooby Doo and Shaggy come out
GEICO lizard visa expires, deported
John Mark Carr confesses to Gandhi assassination, gets free business class trip to India
Life discovered on Mars, India signs bilateral peace agreement
Bush claims that Martians are a threat to our way of life, waits on Pentagon “Intelligence” report.
Bush Seniors company signs energy deal with Martians.
Goyal uncle asks the White House press secretary “If the US captures Mars, will Diwali be declared a holiday?”
Pardesi Gori graciously accepts blogger and intern positions at Sepia Mutiny.
“Jindal renames Louisiana to Ludhiana”
Now isnt that every Right wing radio host’s wet dream.
“See I told you this would happen”
NASCRAP learns from UPS.
I must say that this is one of the funniest post’s ever. People are really bringing the funny.
I could literally sit here and do this all day, but I must resist
Mass wedding arranged among SM’s members; Tiny mutinies arise in multiple locations..
I liked Forbes, “Citi Swaps Prince For Pandit.”
Is this what GoraGoraGora linked to? I’m not getting nuthin there.
real one
I usually lurk on this site but I couldn’t resist. BTW, I love the work and comments on this site, especially the recent blog on turban + beard. Here’s some:
Jessica Alba admits she changed her name from Jessica Kaur to further acting career.
Playboy survey of playmates reveals that Desi’s do it better.
Boston Red Sox admit to gay love.
Desi women don’t talk about marriage till after third date.
Desi family allows their children to marry whomever they love.
Modi caught in Dubai Airport bathroom with Larry Craig and Ahmadinejad “sharing” toilet paper.
Anna named as new Victoria Secret runway model.
Shinda, Daler Mehndi and Juggy D to headline at next Victoria Secret concert; Models to bhangra down the runway.
Ashwariya Rai divorces Abishek to marry Jangali Janwar. Father objects as Ash isn’t punjabi, sikh or jatt but relents after he learns how many Euro’s she has.
Vancouver Punjabi’s stop killing one another, join RCMP to overthrow local government to create a new country called West Punjab-Kannada. (mispelled on purpose)
ER’s 2008 cast changed to all Desi with Jewish supervisor to reflect real world.
Peace on Earth.
You’ve just gotta love ’em.
HMF Denies Confession, Says He’s Been Misquoted
Manju states unequivocally that he cannot recall whether massages ended happily.
Huge reservoir of oil found on mars! Exxon sending a mission to mars next month.
Rahul Losses Virginity, Stops Commenting
There has to be a desi angle to this somehow, but I have feeling there are many here who want to see this headline
The Chicago Cubs win the 2008 World Series!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have feeling now that signed one of the best players from Japan Kosuke Fukodome. It just be fun to hear long time Cubs announcer Ron Santo say Fukodome. And anybody who knows Ron Santo is, this has a chance for great hilarity.
Lehigh Professor Reportedly Registered Republican
Ivy league seats now determined by state lottery
Indian govt announces 100% reservation for backward castes. Entire nation now declared backward.
Huge Mars oil reservoir sparks run on indentured third-world labor, Terran refineries at risk of closing.
Uneven gender ratio leads to Indian men offering dowry for marriage
China buys Statue of Liberty, to be shifted in Beijing