Musharraf Resigns, Narendra Modi to Replace Him
Advani Resigns BJP, Plans To Take Up Gardening, Play With “Wii”
Vikram Pandit, Enthusiastic About New Job, Changes Name to “CitiPandit”
New Citigroup CEO Demands Subordinates Address Him as “Panditji“
Sources: Dem Anti-Outsourcing Campaign Outsourced to India
Indian American Athlete Wins Heisman Trophy
Impoverished By Writer’s Strike, Simpsons’ “Apu” Returns to India For Good
Rushdie Marries Older Woman, Adopts Large-Nosed Infant Named “Saleem”
Sonia Gandhi Disowns Rahul and Priyanka; Monica Bellucci To Join Cong.
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ACLU stop defending the bad guys.
Manju inducted into Civil Rights hall of fame, for dissertation titled, “don’t worry about ropes around your neck, start a bank”
Jeter Requests Trade to Indians: Cites Lara Dutta Episode
Bhutto Claims Musharraf Sold Opium to Obama. Clinton Camp Denies Involvement.
Citing Stereotype of Pakistani Males, Musharraf Bemoans Willie Hortanization of Politics
Aishwarya Rai, Mistaken for Arundhati Rao, Strip-Searched at Airport
Arundhati Rao, Mistaken for Aishwarya Rai, Strip-Searched at Airport
Sai Baba Admits He’s Jimi Hendrix
“Fair and Handsome” Linked to Impotence
Arundhati Roy Mistakes Sunderbans Tiger for Noam Chomsky
ooops, i meant roy, not rao in 156, 157.
Manju tries to discuss Accounting Information Systems and Principles of Accounting w/ Arundhati Roy. Roy says, “It’s all America’s fault”.
Arundhati Roy to Wed Rahul Roy: Touched By Pledge to Take Her Name
Arundhati Roy Kills Beavers Building Dam, Supporters Conflicted
Obama Sold Coke to India in Kindergarten, Thums-Up alledges: Clinton Camp Denies Involvement
“Mohammed: The Cartoon Book” becomes a runaway bestseller in Saudi Arabia. Bookstores cannot keep enough in stock.
Vikram Pandit Demands Citi Pay Him in Rupees
Tata Acquires Jaguar
Ambani, Birla Form Joint Venture to Acquire British Brands: Honourable East England Company
Hillary has sex change operation. Says country not ready for female president.
Pandit’s Mother on Son’s Future: “He Can Still Go to Medical School”