Did anyone catch the speech of Massachusetts’ new Senator-elect, Republican Scott Brown last night? I just saw the video of his speech and I think I was as shocked as anyone when he veered off-script to pimp out, I mean talk about his two daughters. But it did sound awfully familiar. Hmm, could Brown be ‘browner’ than we all thought? Who among us hasn’t heard a desi parent laud the virtues of their single child on the marriage market?
Brown, during his jubilant acceptance speech on Tuesday night, did the right thing and paused to acknowledge his family.
“As always, I rely on Gail’s love and support, and that of our two lovely daughters. So I want to thank Ayla and Arianna for their help as well,” Brown said, turning to his wife, TV reporter Gail Huff, and their daughters, Ayla, 21 – a one-time “American Idol” finalist – and Arianna, 19.
But then Brown went horribly wrong, at least in the Dad department – adding that his daughters were both “available.”
“Just in case anyone who’s watching throughout the country, yes they’re both available,” Brown shouted. [Link.]
But it gets worse, he goes on to list the relevant facts on their marital biodata. Hmm, so Arianna is a pre-med at Syracuse? And Ayla was on American Idol and played college basketball? How long before they’re both listed on republicanshaadi.com? Or perhaps he can get them [a centerfold in Cosmo (NSFW)](http://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrity/news/scott-brown-nude-in-cosmo, much like he did years ago)?
(h/t Ennis, Breakup Girl)