Any email which has Bowmp chika bowmp bowmp-Zindabad! for a subject line is guaranteed to be a good time. SM Reader “HappyNoNoPlace” didn’t disappoint with the content [Via TOI]:
Indians have emerged the third busiest love-makers in the world, with the most exciting and satisfied sex lives much like the Nigerians and Mexicans, who took first and second respectively in a global survey.
w00t team brown!! We’re number three! We’re number three! Wait a second…I’m remembering something. Oh, yes…this one time, when I was in high school, my father said, “Third? There’s a trophy for third? Third place means YOU LOST”, after a speech and debate tournament. What a halcyon childhood.
According to the Durex Global Sexual Wellbeing Survey, Indians have also emerged the most expressive lovers than most of their global counterparts while the Chinese made the shyest lovers.
Noooo, that’s incorrect and one swiffer of a sweeping generalization. You see, it’s just the Bengalis and Malayalees who can’t shut up. Ever.
Indians came third on the sex index with 61% of the respondents saying they were fully satisfied with their sex lives. Nigerians were the most satisfied at 67%, followed by Mexicans at 63%. Japanese at 15% are the least sexually fulfilled.
How is that final fact possible, when this fantastic thing exists [NSFW]?
The survey also indicated that nearly 74% of Indians don’t hesitate to tell their partners about their preferences in bed. The Chinese, on the contrary, emerged the coyest in the bedroom — as 44 per cent do not talk with partners on how they feel and what they like in bed.
Now if the following is not considered “synchronicity”, I don’t know what can be– last night’s rerun of SATC was the episode wherein Miranda is nonplussed by her special friend’s constant request that she be more vocal. Maybe the Chinese are like, the Mirandas of the world. Omigosh, they could all get that stupid tank top which states, “I’m a Miranda!”
The survey further showed that nearly 68% of Indians find their love lives stimulating, which is again higher as compared to 38% for English lovers and 36% for those living in France.
Again, I think this study is flawed. You see, the French cultivate that impressive ennui like it’s a cherished Kari Patta/Kari Bevu/Limda/Karivepaku/Karuveppila plant. Silly Durex! They should have probed more deeply.
In the sex frequency category, Indians again stood third, with 53% saying that they had sex as frequently and as often as they liked, trailing behind Nigeria and Mexico, with 58 and 56%.
Who says the news is always negative? More than half of India is gettin’ some. Isn’t that a happy way to start your weekend? Go forth, my brown brothers and sisters! Let us celebrate our third place standing (if that’s what works for you)!
Cannot say how complete the survey was without knowing how it was conducted. Any community of people may tend to exaggerate their experience/opinion.
Secondly, I wonder if there was an interracial study conducted also? I would be interested to know how many brown brothers feel more satisfied and happy with their white girlfriends.
One of these days, when you’re bored, go in the Casual Encounters section on Craigslist and just search for “indian” ….. we are a freaky bunch. Yay!!
I have a friend who is an inveterate premature ejaculator. He is too shy to ask for a remedy himself so I thought maybe I’ll ask around for a cure/technique for him. I am sure the mighty ‘ satisfied ‘ Indians here have an answer for me, I mean for my friend. Also are there any tried and true natural foods that crank up the libido? That again is something my friend would like to know.
We won we won we won we won we won – Now we can die in peace!
I just surveyed both of my hands and they are both satisfied with my love making, although the left hand says I love the right one more!
Hands, you cant live with them and you cant live without them.
Well. My dear friend of course we do have an answer. All you need to do is pause when it gets ‘inevitable’, for a few seconds, and you can get back on action again. Of course, the duration that you can hold before hte next pause comes gets shorter by, lets say for modeling purposes a constant factor, c, shorter. Then by applying this technique over and over, your net stamina is a geometric sum, which is almost higher by a factor of (1/(1-c))(simple geometric sum) when you compare it to just the first term (that you would’ve got had you not applied the pause technique. Based on my own experiments with this technique I have increased my avg ‘duration’ per session of around 10 mins to upto more than an hour. So I suspect that $c$ might actually be as high as a 0.8 or something(!) (subject to variations across individuals of course). And if you squeeze it to the max, you can do wonders 😛
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Given that we are moving towards a service economy, mental stress has indeed increased a lot and I suppose sex is a good way to de-stress.
ANother good way to de-stress.
Please don’t feed the trolls. Comments which did so have been deleted and in one case, edited.
I see my comment just got deleted on this page as well. Ironic that I was actually saying something positive about Indians and their good sex lives, but I’m assuming (and maybe I’m wrong) that a bit of graphic description from a woman is not deemed “appropriate” here?
DQ noticed this over on another topic;
That saddens me that in this day and age there is still such a double standard. However, I will reiterate, to those determined to de-sexualize Indian men, it’s not size but stimulation of the clitorous that results in multiple orgasms for many women.
And as this is a post dealing with sexuality, I will assume the above is “ok” to say. And it’s lighthearted!
Tara, we must have posted at the same time. You are right, your comment and others were deleted because they were left in response to a troll (though I did appreciate your positivity). That’s the only reason it was deleted.
great bong had a much better humorous post on the same a week ago .. here u go ..
http://greatbong.net/2007/10/04/lau-lau-lau/
Someone already posted that link, which indicates that you don’t bother reading before commenting. Apparently you were more interested in insulting the blog/ger than contributing to the conversation.
Everyone’s sense of humor is different, yours isn’t superior to anyone else’s.
Has anyone else already mentioned that Tara Wanatbe is more than likely Pardesi Gori?
Conspiracy theory. 🙂
been there done that during a dry period. Nostalgia beckons.
Tara Watabe said…
Mrs. Watabe, please allow me to correct you. That organ you are speaking of, is called clitoris – and not clitorOUS.
Maybe it’s a Canadian or British one.
nope. Thats the confusion between “us” and “ous”… never seen an “is” being replaced with “ous” in any usage.
Damn, I thought Melbourne desi was male, and here she is having periods and stuff. Though dry periods may be a little unusual, and am not sure what all this has to do with Midnight Masala on mute.
No posts since after midnight. Hmmm…I think the Mutiny has taken up the challenge to replace Nigeria as #1.
Why is everyone in the SM bunker so touchy feely ? just chill … nobody intended to defame the site or the blogger .. just an opinion … u are soooo happy when someone applauds you , but if an opinion is one the other way around , give the commenter a benefit of doubt ….
also many times the comment whores disucss stuff totally off from the topic and you need to know history of the commenter or previous post to make sense of what is written .. so many times it is not a fruitful use of time reading through all the comments …
just relax guys .. take it easy … when u claim an open forum , u need to be more tolerant , specially so the bloggers and the moderators ..
Very much male – Dry period refers to a sex drought that warranted viewing of Midnight Masala.
Surveys like this often need to be published with “balancing” data that will explain anomalies. So if this were accompanied by a “tendency to exaggerate/lie” survey, it might make more sense.