KJ + TMBWITWBFF = ?

Koffee vith Preity.jpg

“Original” Sonia posted a link to some new AbhishwaryaPalooza pics which proved that TMBWITW really was happy on her wedding day; O.S. (like OG, but so much more hard kaur) hooked us up via last week’s “caption game”-post, which featured a picture of the Bollyest bride and groom ever looking…interesting. Since you have affirmed your love of interpreting and misinterpreting photographs AND one of you swears the reason why Little B looked so forlorn at his shaadi was because his Koffee buddy wasn’t the one on the dais at his side (scandalous! meow!), I thought you catty kittens would take to this captured moment like it was Nepeta cataria.

So? What do you think is going on between Preity Zinta and Karan Johar in the image above? You might find it amusing to learn that I wouldn’t have been able to identify these two for you had Chic Mommy not helpfully pointed out who they were under where she posted this pic on her blog. Anyway, mutineers…start your hatin’ imaginatin’!

57 thoughts on “KJ + TMBWITWBFF = ?

  1. …right, Pardesi Gori…which is why my post asked:

    So? What do you think is going on between Preity Zinta and Karan Johar?
  2. Ooops. I was speed reading.

    He’s checking out Abhishek, who, in the other pic on his throne, is returning the check out.

  3. PG…for someone who drains herself to the point of labored exhaling by correcting others, it’s ironic that you misspelled what you were wrong about in the first place…I believe it’s AisHwarya.

  4. i love preity’s outfit, period. the color, style, the way she wore it and how it complemented her hair color & complexion. i loved her jewelry as well! perfection.

  5. “Yeah, I can’t believe he did that too. You’re much better looking than Shilpa.”

  6. ‘coz her saree is fatwa’d(“DEATH TO MANGO”) mango(ripe) color thats why you like it. LOL I

  7. KJ: “You know, he promised that he would tie this” TMBWITWBFF: “Don’t worry sweety, married men become bloody bastards, here let me help you.”

  8. What do you do when you take your commute to heaven with stoic and simple glenfiddich……

    you blog on Sepiamutiny…I had a good 3-4 ‘on the rocks’ peg of Glenfiddich singlemalt 12 years ( My fav) and am listening to Bombay Jayashree’s ‘Kashi’. an amazing renditoion of the best female vocal ever…The silent accompamiment of tabla and the pure, primal, pristinely pure expression of divinity with insanity .And trip worth bloggin about. Wow !! and wow again…amazing sunday evening stress buster for a great week that you passed by. Many of you might find this post completelely irrelevant and unduly narcisistic. Do I care…? here I go…Completely epicurian in my priorities, great drink, great music and great poetry…wow. Why do people need to die and have a conversation with Him, when they can just gobble down a good portion of the ‘how-to go to heaven’ medicine and just hop on to it…nice spicy jalapenos chips and spicy veg/non veg biriyani…with good music, you are there my friend! Am waiting for replies…I might be too sober to take your replie seriously tomorrow morning. So post it now…

  9. TMBWITW = The Most Beautiful Woman In The World. Somebody ask me one more time and I will start redirecting traffic to UberDesi. Seriously.

  10. KJ: poutingg I’m hot, my hair is all flattened but I love love love that necklace on Abhishek. PZ: Awww poor baby don’t worry beta we’ll find you a nice boy you’ll buy you that necklace soon.

    Actually Preity looked fantastic. There was some other picture of hers floating around from the wedding and she looked great. Hand in hand with the boyfriend too!

  11. KJ “Look at them; I could have given him a life of koffee, kulfi, krisps, kushi, kucumber, and lovely parts in my films too, not to mention I would be the best bhabhi in the world!

    Do your agree preity?

    Preity??”

    PZ “you have a funny left ear”

  12. Priety: Who’s that bitch wearing the same sari as I am. Karan: Oh yeah Saif is looking hot.

  13. Preity: “Look at me. Look at me, goddammit! Seriously.”

    Karan: “I can’t help it. Ajay and Aditya are making faces at me. Make ‘em stop!”

    Preity: “…you’re such a whiny bitch.”

  14. Karan : Should I have them over at Koffee with Karan? Preity : Abhi may be fine but Ash can only giggle. Karan : I’m so pissed, I could ask him on the show if he has ever felt the same way like I did .. you know. Preity : Poor baby, let it go.. you can never be a Batchan’s bitch. Karan : Its so difficult, first that John Abraham and now Abhi.. Preity : Aww.. maybe you should move to San Francisco ?

  15. Karan Johar is gay.

    Yes. He is super gay. That makes him a criminal in India.

  16. K.Jo: “Aww, another one gone before I could help him uncover his repressed sexuality” Preity: “Don’t worry, K.Jo, you’ve had luck with the men keeping up a facade of marriage before”

    I liked PZ’s sari but found the necklace kinda fugly, I’m afraid. It’s the big black stone, it shoulda been amber or topaz.

  17. I liked PZ’s sari but found the necklace kinda fugly, I’m afraid. It’s the big black stone, it shoulda been amber or topaz.

    I disagree. The necklace is just right. You wouldn’t have noticed the necklace if the whole outfit was of the same color or shade. Her accessories are very well coordinated.

  18. Preity: “Awww…who wouldn’t sign your Koffee Kup?…what a big meanie”

    I know I’m going to lose serious street cred here, but Sushmita Sen (and Sanjay Dutt) was on Koffee w/ Karan this week and she was talking about one of her former lovers being a international pop star from Puerto Rico? Someone please tell me she wasn’t talking about Ricky Martin. Please.

  19. Maybe next time Karan. Kya Karun Hai…….Kuch Kuch Hota Hai.

    As for Preity, I’d hit that.

  20. I know I’m going to lose serious street cred here, but Sushmita Sen (and Sanjay Dutt) was on Koffee w/ Karan this week and she was talking about one of her former lovers being a international pop star from Puerto Rico? Someone please tell me she wasn’t talking about Ricky Martin. Please.

    “Oh Karan, first Sush, now Ash…I know its tough when the other team steals your best players.”

  21. As for Preity, I’d hit that

    i think most guys would hit that. i think the ugliest person on tv is more attractive than the most attractive person most humans would know. movies are just a different scale.

    Puli

  22. I think i only have met 5 women, and fewer guys who are pretty/hanson enough for TV/Movies.

  23. PG, all you had to say was that you found that comment unacceptable or that you objected to it. Your response was 10x worse than what inspired you, that’s why it was deleted.

  24. PG, all you had to say was that you found that comment unacceptable or that you objected to it. Your response was 10x worse than what inspired you, that’s why it was deleted.

    10x worse? A woman expressing what pleasures her sexually is 10x worse than a man expressing he wants to “hit that”.???

    OK………..

  25. LOL is it true that she was vain enough to ACTUALLY patent “TMBWITW”??? I mean she is pretty but the the MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD. She needs to come back to reality!!!! Women like Angelina Jolie, Rebecca Gayheart, Kajol are possible candidates, I think. She’s soo full of herself!!!!

  26. Kajol? Doesn’t she have a unibrow???

    It don’t matter. We have many methods for hair removal from the temporary (threading) to the permanent (laser) among many others. Any girl can become hairless.

  27. blockquote>guys who are pretty/hanson enough Well that’s a dated reference. I vote that we change it to ‘Sanjaya’ enough.

    Kajol? Doesn’t she have a unibrow???

    Yes. And she’s not getting rid of it anytime soon. Ash and Preity both looked perfect. Now, if only there were a chocolate-y brown Bollywood role model for me… sigh.