GujuHottiee120586: u there
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: wats rong
GujuHottiee120586: i was studyin for my physix quiz but then i got sooo upset n i had to stop. know i cant concentrate
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: wait wats ur quiz on
GujuHottiee120586: faradayz law of reduction or something
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: eww. physics is soooo fuckin hard
GujuHottiee120586: N E WAY
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: lol. my bad.
GujuHottiee120586: LOOK. Look at wat someone wrote on this blog about kal! What a fowl ignornt racist bitch!!!1
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: k. gimme a sec GujuHottiee120586: u r so fuckin SLOW
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: maybe if u quit interupting me when im reading u dum ho…DUH
GujuHottiee120586: u do know that nex yr u’ll have to read like a LOT, rt?
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: yah watever. its like a total rule that if u get in to brown u cant like, flunk out or watever. thats what i herd. k i read the blog
GujuHottiee120586: wats like the female equivalence for douchebag??? how dare she post that??!@!! thas sooo wrong!!!1
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: i dont think guys douche. xcept the ones in japan bc there rly clean. but its ok bc girls can be douchy too.
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: were do u even find this shit?
GujuHottiee120586: speia mutiny
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: that blog is soooo hard. it takes like 4ever to read
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: but evryone there is so OLD
GujuHottiee120586: thats kinda why i like it. its sophsticated and worldley
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: u mean wordy
GujuHottiee120586: can we pls focus on wats important???
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: lol. k, u know how the biatch who wote that was a repubican? if it makes u feel n e better…i herd they take it in the ass
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: ya. ann coulter specialy.
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: wtf WTF?
GujuHottiee120586: my DAD’s a republican!!! ur like sooo insensitve u fucking liar!!
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: lolol why the f is ur dad so dum. doesnt he know they h8 ndns ROFLMAO
GujuHottiee120586: bcuz all doctors are! its practically part of the hypocritical oath or something
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: lol well i stand by my assertion re anal insertions LOLOL ah i kill my self
GujuHottiee120586: who doex she think she is/???
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: um…ass coulter, the sequl? LMAO
GujuHottiee120586: y r people so meeeeeean??? n hes such n amazin persn to, i mean hes all against racial prolifing…hes like such a leadr for r comunity. no wondr they atack him! their all threatnd n shit.
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: ummmm sure. lets go wit that
GujuHottiee120586: its so not fair wat he has to go thru
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: oh yah hes practically martian luther king
GujuHottiee120586: i know rt??
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: NO U DUM HOOKER
GujuHottiee120586: f u. ur such a hater.
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: but i hate debbie too
GujuHottiee120586: debbies such a porn name
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: im telling u the person who wrote thats a total ho. republkans are all moral n shit but their the biggest pervs of ALL. remember?? that one senater who was all up in his interns shit…oh shit, like literally lololol
GujuHottiee120586: um HELLO??? my dads one u bitch!!!
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: o rt. sorry….well it kinda doeznt count if ur ndn an republican. the 2 cancel each other out or somethingv. so ur dads fine. not a perv.
GujuHottiee120586: ohhhhh…that makes total sense. i think it also helps that hes a gynoecologist.
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: bc he sees so much ass he doesnt want any?
GujuHottiee120586: NO!!! I jus was goin to say hes real busy!!!! EEEEEWWWW. U SIC FREAKK
Any similarity to actual humans (especially if they are in your family) is amusing at best and tragic at worst. Hetal and Kapila are zimbly figments of my almost-never-fecund mind. They do not exist. This is just my unsuccessful attempt to be funny. If you think I potentially have ulterior motives and am anti- _____, you clearly give my goldfish-like mind far too much credit. Spank you, come again.