You make it so hard to cheer you on, when you do ugly things with your pretty, pretty tresses. It’s just not okay. At all. Don’t you care about the greater desi community? How will THEY be affected by your reckless decision to have bad hair? You represent our hopes and assimilative aspirations– be careful out there. We’re counting on you and if you fail, we will never forgive you. Ever. Unless you go to medical school.
Sanjaya Malakar performed â€œBath Water.â€ Randy Jackson said â€œListen, the hairdo is definitely interesting. I like the kind of Mohawk look.â€ Paula Abdul said â€œTo watch it on stage and not go for it, itâ€™s kind of like weâ€™re going ah, come on.â€œ Simon Cowell said â€œI presume there was no mirror in your dressing room tonight.â€ Sanjaya replied â€œYouâ€™re just jealous that you couldnâ€™t pull it off.â€ Simon said â€œI couldnâ€™t I agree. Sanjaya, I donâ€™t think it matters anymore what we say, actually. I genuinely donâ€™t. I think you are in your own universe and if people like you, good luck.â€ [linkosity]
Still, I wish you only the best– I just do so with my eyes closed, until someone tells me it’s safe to open them again.
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