My spring break, in pictures

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‘Just one little drink’ was the last thing he remembered before waking up naked on a Goan beach

Marching band? This don’t look like no marching band

Mongolia, now that’s the ticket

Dubya meets the prime minister

A government of puppets

Protest, or Outkast vid?

Low-contrast suit, flag in non-primary colors: we have a style gap, Houston. At least wear some zardoshi work, Señor Singh.

Domino theory: as falls Bengal, so falls Kerala

The horses are effective against rocket attacks

Impressive, but are they Mongolian?

Mongolia: That’s not a man, that’s a centaur on ‘roids

Your ally attacked the buildings down the street

Kalam: I will now lecture you on nonproliferation

Hellraiser

‘Watch out for the guy behind you. He looks like a meshugana’

Go back to sbelling lessons

How do you get your pageboy to curl like that?

One debutante gown and one Harry Potter cloak of invisibility

M’sieur Chirac, I know you’re in there — quit mackin’ on my wife

We are ready to add English subtitle

No prize for guessing which city… Calcutta

Diplo inferno

Yeh dil mange more!

‘There are no gays in India. We can’t even conceive of it’

You wanna piece of me?

Bhangra lessons

In India, even the congressmen are protesters

I thought Indians liked E.E.

I’m poor. I’m communist. Nah, there’s no connection.

I always smirk around the dead

Secret Service agents dress like tourists. Tourists with bomb dogs and big, suspicious backpacks.

Never liked them bagpipes

And then Skywalker was made commander of the Rebel Alliance

All photos from Yahoo News and the WaPo (click to see more).

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27 thoughts on “My spring break, in pictures

  1. um…why does my caption refer to me as the “prime minister?” is this a joke, or do you guys not have fact-checkers?

  2. I can confirm that the Mutiny does not employ fact-checkers. Only trained monkeys.

    As for not getting the joke, you’re on your own πŸ˜‰

  3. dear ms sonia gandhi,

    are u being naive or are you being naive? in other words, do u not know the word sarcasm or do u know it a bit too well?

    honestly seriously pakka confused

    but yeah,bush’s visit seems scrpited by some bollywood director,

    “baass,is kahani me sab kuch hai,romance,comedy,violence,action,lo-h-ve,sex….”

  4. I protest at your insinuation that poverty and communism are connected. Indian communism is merely related to politick hacking.

  5. How do you find the time to come up with all this stuff?

    Manish, why is it that nobody ever takes us seriously when we mention the trained monkeys. They EXIST! I should know because it is my job to clean their cages. They throw feces around when they are in a bad mood.

  6. OMMGGGGGGGG….i feel sooo bbadd for the blessed country right now. ah, but fianlly…some sardars. i’m happy for now. great captions. and if bush don’t make me heave enough, laura is just the topper. she looks even more brainless than usual. ‘look at allll daaaahh pwettyyy colours!’ yeesh!

  7. Let me be the first to suggest the next I-can’t- believe-I-lived-without-it feature: A ‘Cock-diesel Sardars’ tab for Pattie.

    ahhh….sirc! you rock! wooohhooo…………(I just saw heaven) now, before i pass out, i thank you…..

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  8. Pure genius. I thought the captions would have to stop cracking me up before I reached the end…and then I got the to the “rebel alliance.” brilliant πŸ˜‰