First Cell Phones, now TV sets at IG International

Besharam!

A steamy adult movie screened on television sets at the international airport in New Delhi has baffled authorities, who had installed them for entertainment of passengers. “I have conducted preliminary inquiry of staff in the electronics department. They said the movie was part of an AIDS awareness programme,” Indira Gandhi International Airport officiating director Mandeep Lal told the agency on Saturday. The adult film appeared on all television sets installed in the airport, prompting passengers to complain to the authorities. But it was taken off the air only after 20 long minutes.

GASP! Didn’t they get the memo? THERE IS NO SEX IN INDIA! All of those humans come from a highly sophisticated form of Vedic cloning. The Kama Sutra is a trick by Westerners to weaken young, pure, Indians and take their mind off of schooling.

I know what happened. These guys were watching a video, and accidentally tripped a switch and … no?

Lal ruled out the possibility that the staff in the electronic department were clandestinely viewing the adult film in the cable operator’s room without realising it was being screened on all TV sets. “We don’t allow any such things (adult films) to come even near our office,” he said.

Well. Allrighty then. Any ideas?

[Via Amardeep, story from the HT]

2 thoughts on “First Cell Phones, now TV sets at IG International

  1. Bull Shit!! Steamy Adult Movie in Airport. I can’t beleive this. How could this be happened in a country like India. Anyway, past i past, if this does not happen next time, that would be better.