Mutineers, have you been the victim…of strange assumptions and blatant stupidity?
Are you confused? Uneasy? Constipated?
You may be suffering from PSSD. Post-Slumdog Stress Disorder is a very real ailment, with devastating consequences for its sufferers. Victims of PSSD often, on a daily, if not hourly basis, endure flashes of rage, manic ranting, rocking back and forth while twitching slightly in the corner, and a smug proclivity to email links to anti-”Slumdog Millionaire” news stories with the subject line: “HA! Look who agrees with me! LOOK!!”.
If you have been accosted by allegedly well-meaning but clearly oblivious, pink cylons who initiate insensitive conversations about this movie with you, DO SOMETHING. Instead of being harmed by that dangerous trauma trigger, show them this educational video, so that they leave you the fuck alone, then you can go back to being bitter about not going to medical or law school, in peace.
Link courtesy of old skool mutineer Sexy_Gulti_Ho. And yes, that’s his screen name.