Anjay of the Flies

Do you know which Indian dude’s debut is the most hotly anticipated one of this Fall’s television line-up? No, it isn’t Sendhil “I can’t figure out how to speak in an Indian accent even though I’m Indian” Ramamurthy of Heroes. Nor is it Naveen “torture solves everything” Andrews of Lost. The dude that South Asian Americans have their collective eyes on is 12-year-old Anjay Ajodha of Texas. The question is, can he succeed in wresting the reigns of power away from the simpletons within a newly created society known simply as Kid Nation?

40 Kids have 40 days to build a brave new world without adults to help or hinder their efforts. Can they do it? These Kids, ages 8-15, will turn a ghost town into their new home. They will cook their own meals, clean their own outhouses, haul their own water and even run their own businesses including the old town saloon (root beer only). Through it all, they’ll cope with regular childhood emotions and situations: homesickness, peer pressure and the urge to break every rule they’ve ever known.

Will they stick it out? In the end, will these Kids prove to everyone, including their parents, they have the vision to build a better world than the pioneers who came before them? And just as importantly, will they come together as a cohesive unit, or will they abandon all responsibility and succumb to the childhood temptations that lead to round-the-clock chaos? Don’t miss this intriguing series. [Link]

SM readers, let me be blunt. Anjay is the best chance we currently have to demonstrate to the American public how utopian our society might become if super smart desi people were in charge of everything. The governor’s mansion in Louisiana just won’t cut it. More people will tune in to Kid Nation than will pay attention to Louisiana. The question on all our minds is, “will a group of young children between ages 8-15 allow a kid (that reminds us a lot of ourselves at 12) lead the way when left on their own?” Just look at Anjay’s answers to some questions CBS posed. I dare anyone to find more concise and honest answers in any recent Presidential debate:

Who have been some of the best U.S. presidents, and why?
George Washington – he managed to lead a young nation, and headed the conventions to develop the Articles of Confederation and the Constitution. Abraham Lincoln – he abolished slavery, and led the nation through the Civil War. Franklin D. Roosevelt – he established the New Deal which got the economy working during the Great Depression and instilled confidence in citizens during his fireside chats.

Who have been some of the worst U.S. presidents, and why?
The US president that comes to mind, due to recent events, is George W. Bush, because I don’t agree with the way he is handling the Iraq war. [Link]

Also, is Anjay Libertarian? And does he know more about government than Fred Thompson?

If you had the power to change one or two things about our country right now, what would it be?
I would create a law that eliminates all budget earmarks – useless bits of spending. If earmarks are eliminated, approximately 78% of the US budget will be freed up to be utilized in areas where there is a more urgent need, such as the national deficit. I would also eliminate paid lobbying in an effort to give all parties involved in a dispute an equal voice. [Link]

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Holy crap. 78%? Draft Anjay (or the parents that helped him write this stuff).

This was by far my favorite line. He isn’t just all brains. He’s got a bit of mountain man in him too. Anjay tries to explain that sometimes the camera crew got in his way and pissed him off:

Council of Elders??

I didn’t like if they got too close and started interrupting us when we’re doing something important. Like I’m building a fire and my hands are in the fire, so I’m like, ”Get lost! I don’t want to burn myself here!”… [Link]

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p>Grrrrrr. Fire. I must admit that I’m a bit apprehensive about watching Kid Nation in that I have no idea how it will all turn out. What if Anjay ends up falling into the roll of Piggy? I’d much rather he be a warrior-poet like Simon.

To understand Kid Nation, picture summer camp. In the Old West. With campers doing all the chores. As a group, they were told to make a society that works. Unlike LOTF the show doesn’t kill anyone off. And you didn’t need a conch to be able to speak. What they needed to do instead was hold council meetings, compete in showdowns, and try to win $20,000 each episode — in the form of a star made of real gold. [Link]

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p>Is it horrible of me to suggest that the show might have wider dramatic appeal if someone got killed off?

What is your favorite quote?
There are three things which if one does not know; one cannot live long in the world: what is too much for one, what is too little for one, and what is just right for one – Swahili Proverb. [Link]

Are you KIDDING me? Swahili? Who is this kid? I predict the girls in Kid Nation will be on his jock.

93 thoughts on “Anjay of the Flies

  1. It’s possible to be smart and wry…some of the kids on Spellbound were. I find that a lot of Indian parents just raise their kids to be deadly earnest and not see the fun side in life. This is madly depressing.

  2. Puliogre in da USA on September 7, 2007 12:45 PM ร‚ยท Direct link thats why i plan to make my first $5m by my 40th birthday, and never work again. i hate this miserable $hit.


    Puli,

    I will give you the extra 1 inch of my height(at 6’1) if you give me $1M out of that $5M. We can work out the details when you have the cash ready.

  3. I think smart kids are cool..and i bet as adults most of the time we feel we know everything until we are proven otherwise by kids like Anjay..(Mostly its them reminding us of things we have forgotten :-p)Good Luck to him…

    Oh by the way ive read somewhere that 78% of the statistics are made on the spot ๐Ÿ˜‰

    G

  4. I will give you the extra 1 inch of my height(at 6’1) if you give me $1M out of that $5M. We can work out the details when you have the cash ready.

    3 inches cost $100,000. I was thinking of getting that leg lengthening surgery done.

  5. Is Swahili the new Old Chinese? Can one just say any old crap like “Man who put head to railway track get splitting headache” and pass it off as a Swahili proverb?

    Dude, it seems like it. I kind of wanted him to give the quote in Swahili. At least that way there’s a built-in factcheck at the moment of translation ๐Ÿ™‚

    I, too, have no idea why someone would want their kid on this show. When I was little I dreamed of being on either Star Search or Jeopardy! (I had no talent, making Star Search an impossibility, but I also had no idea of how to get on Jeopardy and alas have not fulfilled either dream).

    thats why i plan to make my first $5m by my 40th birthday, and never work again. i hate this miserable $hit.

    Puli, at this rate your $5m may not be much after inflation and PPP adjustment ๐Ÿ™

  6. Puli, at this rate your $5m may not be much after inflation and PPP adjustment ๐Ÿ™

    no matter how you adjust that, that is more money than most people would be able to pull down in such a short period of time. just a little more than a decade. not a lightweight goal.

  7. 3 inches cost $100,000. I was thinking of getting that leg lengthening surgery done.

    Have you ever considered wearing heels ? They cost a fraction

  8. Is Swahili the new Old Chinese? Can one just say any old crap like “Man who put head to railway track get splitting headache” and pass it off as a Swahili proverb?

    there is an old swahili proverb. ‘making up old swahili proverbs is a great way to look smart.’

  9. Kid should have used one of those old jungle sayings from Phantom, now that would have been more credible..

  10. The Federal budget is made up of mandatory and discretionary items. Social Security, etc. are considered mandatory items. Discretionary items need to be voted on each year, and include the so-called earmarks. I would be surprised if 78% of the Federal budget is even discretionary, nowadays. So, the point about earmarks is flat-out wrong. Maybe the admiration for this kid has something to do with how we all perceive anti-Bush remarks.

  11. Can anyone tell me what Desi parents would let their kid out alone on this so called “reality” show?

  12. That indian kid from the superreligious christian family on Spellbound. Forget his name. But man, it would have been nice if his parents spent more time on his speaking ability than his spelling.

    And the kid who didn’t have a clue as to the origin of Darjeeling – it’s funny how his parents hired all these tutors teaching him foreign origins of words, but he nearly misses on an Indian word.

    The Indian kids on Spellbound didn’t seem as joyful as some of the other kids.

  13. New swahili proverb – “White that messes with brown, soon become black and blue”

  14. Can anyone tell me what Desi parents would let their kid out alone on this so called “reality” show?

    attention whores. those that think it would add to this kids resume to get into harvard. or get them a fat check in the end.

    my 2 cents.

  15. That indian kid from the superreligious christian family on Spellbound. Forget his name. But man, it would have been nice if his parents spent more time on his speaking ability than his spelling. And the kid who didn’t have a clue as to the origin of Darjeeling – it’s funny how his parents hired all these tutors teaching him foreign origins of words, but he nearly misses on an Indian word. The Indian kids on Spellbound didn’t seem as joyful as some of the other kids.

    felt sorry for that kid. my favorite was the mexican girl who had illegal parents, or the black girl from the hood who’s mother didn’t know what a bee was.

  16. There is a huge premium on height in corporate America, about 58% of fortune 500 CEOS are about 6 feet tall and almost 30% are 6 feet two inches.

    I have a theory that humans are genetically programmed to select tall white males as leaders. The reason is that during a mammoth hunt in paleo times only the tall guy could knock a mammoth out cold with a smack on its head. But why white? Its simple, the mammoths could not spot the white guys: it was the ice ages remember? Or maybe it was because of the pink tits, which girls of course like, because they look like berries.

  17. just want to echo the attention whores indictment of his parents.

    I’m not gonna rip on the kid cause he’s 12 for goodness sake. My advice to him is to enjoy himself.

    As for the interview, its obviously his parents writing it. Though if he truly would choose the head of national board of ed to switch places with that’s kind of sad. When I was 12, I’d probably say Justin Timberlake or Derek Jeter for obvious reasons. And he sees himself in 10 yrs at MIT and hopes to be a neurological surgeon!

    Then again his answer that ‘Art and math class teach you equally important but different ideas so they should receive the same funding and attention.’ and favorite color of dark red still leave some hope that’ll maybe he’ll end up a gay, indian actor or something and strike a blow against the stereotypical shaadi.com/ivy league indian kid.

  18. damn you SM…now i’m going through the wierd questions they asked these little ones—hows this awesome reply by mike:

    Why are some people rich and others poor? Some people a) work hard b) are lucky and others c) are bums or d) unfortunate.

  19. ok. jimmy is my favorite:

    http://www.cbs.com/primetime/kid_nation/bios/jimmy/index.shtml Who have been some of the worst U.S. presidents, and why? No one was really bad some just got caught doing bad things. When you become an adult, what do you think will be the biggest problem facing our nation and/or world? Alien Attack! Or more species of animals will become extinct. If you had the power to change one or two things about our country right now, what would it be? No wars! Only in games!

  20. Would you be more comfortable if the kids were shown getting into a relationship with the same sex?

    Well I meant to make it clear that I meant a boyfriend/girlfriend romantic relationship. Sometimes girls call their friends girlfriends too.

  21. This kid seems a bit pedantic – or at least his parents do. They definitely answered those questions for him.

    Great ideas only work if people like you enough to listen to them. I hope he can make friends.

  22. But why white? Its simple, the mammoths could not spot the white guys: it was the ice ages remember?

    Are you implying that the white men hunted mammoths in their birthday suits even if it was the ice age? ๐Ÿ™‚

    Or maybe it was because of the pink tits,

    You mean nipples, right? Unless there were berries the size of tits during the ice age. I think someone expressed here on SM his affinity for pink nipples a while ago.

  23. But why white? Its simple, the mammoths could not spot the white guys: it was the ice ages remember? Are you implying that the white men hunted mammoths in their birthday suits even if it was the ice age? ๐Ÿ™‚

    Oops! I didn’t think of that. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Or maybe it was because of the pink tits, You mean nipples, right? Unless there were berries the size of tits during the ice age.

    Yep, I meant nipples. Thanks for catching that.

    I think someone expressed here on SM his affinity for pink nipples a while ago.

    Their ancestors must have been berry gatherers. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    btw, that comment was tongue in cheek, in case it was not clear. ๐Ÿ™‚

  24. I have a theory that humans are genetically programmed to select tall white males as leaders. The reason is that during a mammoth hunt in paleo times only the tall guy could knock a mammoth out cold with a smack on its head. But why white?

    I really would never repeat this fantastical “theory” of yours in public. ๐Ÿ™‚

  25. I have a theory that humans are genetically programmed to select tall white males as leaders. The reason is that during a mammoth hunt in paleo times only the tall guy could knock a mammoth out cold with a smack on its head. But why white? I really would never repeat this fantastical “theory” of yours in public. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Well, its only slightly more fantastical than some of the stuff based on evol. psychology I’ve read in the papers recently, like the one I linked in #71. Still it was OT, I apologize for that.

  26. 47-50,

    I never thought being tall was such a big deal… (While being tall might have a few undesirable elements to it, I guess its very easy to lose a perspective on the value of something when you have a good amount of it.)

  27. 71

    I wholeheartedly agree with your theory.

    I have a theory that humans are genetically programmed to select tall white males as leaders. The reason is that during a mammoth hunt in paleo times only the tall guy could knock a mammoth out cold with a smack on its head.

    However, a Scythian would just look at the mammoth and the it would knock itself out to avoid the pain. This was a mistake as we Scythians hate wussies, we took them off our list of creatures we allow to live.


    Anyways tall guys do make better leaders because if short guys aren’t ambitious they are wussies, when they are ambitious they have a Napoleon complex. On the other hand tall guys can either be gentle hearted giants or Type As depending on how ambitious or laid back my personality is.

  28. btw, that comment was tongue in cheek, in case it was not clear. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Yup. I didn’t think otherwise. ๐Ÿ™‚

  29. #71
    I wholeheartedly agree with your theory.

    You mean…the theory…which #71 said was a joke, in part to ward off brilliant responses like this:

    Anyways tall guys do make better leaders because if short guys aren’t ambitious they are wussies, when they are ambitious they have a Napoleon complex. On the other hand tall guys can either be gentle hearted giants or Type As depending on how ambitious or laid back my personality is.

    How fortunate that you’re tall, since I doubt that women (or men) would be attracted to that stunning intellect.

  30. How fortunate that you’re tall, since I doubt that women (or men) would be attracted to that stunning intellect.

    i think he was kidding too. that guy always posts messed up comments in jest. (at least i hope he does).

  31. Anyways tall guys do make better leaders because if short guys aren’t ambitious they are wussies, when they are ambitious they have a Napoleon complex. On the other hand tall guys can either be gentle hearted giants or Type As depending on how ambitious or laid back my personality is.

    good thing you’re outnumbered mobsoflemurians–1 scythian on this blog.

    but, although this shouldn’t be a cause for alarm, I WILL RAISE THE SCYTHIAN ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL LEMURIANS TO BATTLE STATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMITE ON SIGHT!!!

  32. scythian bro,

    I know someone who doesnt date anyone strictly more than 6-4. So, the fact is that I know people who consider you as a short guy. And since height is the best feature you have in any case, you are absolutely wortheless when you fail in that department.

    -your 6-4.5 non scythian friend ๐Ÿ™‚

  33. Well I watch this show. And I am relieved that Anjay is not one of the annoying kids on the show. Actually, he is just there. Very little presence. But I guess that’s better than being this annoying little child beauty queen (yeah, you guessed it, she is from the South) named Taylor who is the Bad Seed and makes all other kids seem like little angels.

    There was this segment on religion. Anjay was the only Hindu in the camp(how the casting directors could not find a single Muslim or Mormon to include in such a huge cast is beyond me). So they show Anjay praying to Durga sitting on a tiger. A few girls stare in part amusement and part curiosity, including a curious Christian Korean girl(she could be Chinese, but for some reason I tend to associate religious Asian American Christians with Korean Americans). This is where I wonder if there was some producer help. Anjay starts reciting Hindu mantras. Either he is from a pretty religious family, or he has an excellent memory. I wonder if the producers asked his parents for some mantras and gave them to Anjay to recite.

    So then the girls come to Anjay and ask giggly and good naturedly what Hinduism is and how many gods he prays to. Anjay, to his credit, is not defensive, and calmly explains that there are a lot of Gods, and blah blah. The next shot is pretty amusing as they show the Korean girl do her version of Indian prayers and she seemed to get a kick out of it. I hope her church people won’t start fainting at that scene because of her idol worship. (it was funny to see a grown Christian radio host get bent out of shape in Survivor China when they had to be in a Buddhist chamber where prayers were offered , but it was clearly explained that it was not religious and not meant to claim allegiance from other faiths).

    I was also pleased that there were a couple of athiests among the kids who had no problem expressing their views.

  34. I could have been wrong on the muslim thing. But there is supposedly one on the show. FWIW, no time was spent on a muslim prayer as was spent on other religions.

    Full episodes are available on the CBS website.