Unleash Your Inner-Joan Rivers

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One of you kind souls, who wishes to remain anonymous, sent me this picture of “India’s Brangelina“, because you were hoping we might play The Caption Game with it (ji, thanks!). Absosmurfly! What better way to draw off-topic commentary away from the Maximum Nerdery thread? 😉

Without further ado, let’s get snarky. To the left we see Abhishek Bachan and his bride strutting down the red carpet at Cannes.

Most of you are aware that Aishwarya is sometimes known by the unwieldy acronym TMBWITW. Well, now that she is part of a pair, I propose that her hubby get an acronym, too. It’s only fair, right? Damnit, I don’t want to propagate the hegemony of the pasty. Err, I meant…it’s only dark? Whatever.

How about TMFHITW? I’m sure you can guess what the third and fourth letters stand for, but in case you haven’t had two cups of coffee like I have, I’ll spare you from wondering– FH = fugly hair.

Unless your name is Esthappan and you’re rocking a puff, COMB YOUR HAIR. I’m guessing Abhishek get it from his Mama? Big Daddy Amitabh’s tresses seem a bit more manageable. Anyway, the entire point of this debacle of a post is to offer you tired, grumpy, three-day-weekend-missing mutineers a chance to play the caption game! You know how we do, and if you don’t, check out previous editions: ein, zwei, drei, vier, funf…

So, just what is Aish saying? What is her spouse thinking? Why are there suddenly so many Tamil people on SM? The answers to all this and more, will most probably not be found below, not that you’re disappointed at that. Now get to captioning!

264 thoughts on “Unleash Your Inner-Joan Rivers”

  1. Excellent answer, Priya. 🙂

    And to think, that question was a throwaway line I thoughtlessly included…

  2. puli, when you decide that meeting girls via strangers on the internet is a good idea, i will introduce you to the cutest hebbar girls east of the mississippi. you will have to bust up their current relationships, but let me know when you’re ready to do battle.

  4. puli, when you decide that meeting girls via strangers on the internet is a good idea

    based on the results of the dates ive had with grls met off of shaadi.com, i would say its an absolutely terrible idea, but….who knows….

  6. Okie.. she just got an email from me!

    what did it say…there is this dude on the internet i dont know, that rambles on all day about crazy nonsense thats looking for a wife. any takers? of the right caste.

  7. Dude, I am intelligent! Give me some props for that! I’ve just enquired about the possibility of one or more single HI gals that she knows 😉

  8. Dude, I am intelligent! Give me some props for that! I’ve just enquired about the possibility of one or more single HI gals that she knows 😉

    thanks….”HI” thats the obscure abbreviation of the day..

  9. Fashionably late to this party, but this line was too tempting to pass up:

    Unless your name is Esthappan and you’re rocking a puff

    although I believe this may fall under “spoiled puff” as there appears to be zero product in it. It reeks of ‘sloppy bachelor morning after frat party’; all that’s missing is the backwards baseball cap and cargo shorts.

  10. SMIntern, I am so glad you didn’t shut this thread down as threatened. Now Puli might be making a love connection! Yay!

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