“Saar, saar- new order saar…100 more effigies!”

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Time for something fluffier: Bipasha + Ronaldo? Maybe!

They were hosting the Seven Wonders of the World party in Lisbon together. And they got along so well:

Revealing the details, she said: “I felt like a princess. He gave me so many compliments. He danced with me throughout the night. There were 50,000 jealous women staring at us. I must’ve got so much Portuguese bud-dua (bad wishes) that night. The local girls wanted to murder me. Now he wants to e-mail me regularly.”
During dinner Cristiano told Bipasha that he was a big fan of Bollywood. “I thought he was just trying to be sweet. I told him he didn’t have to say he liked Bollywood films just to please me.
Cristiano fished out his cell phone and made me hear Tujhse naraaz nahin from Masoom. He said, ‘Now do you believe me?’
Bipasha laughs about her interaction with the soccer star. “Though he looks older, Cristiano is very young, just a boy. Now I’ve told him, I’m only his fan on the field. Beyond the field he’s my friend. [HT]

He is young, just 22, and this detail apparently bothers many. How dare she! A younger man!

What does SHE have to say for herself?

Cristiano Ronaldo may not have been at a social distance when the photo being splashed on TV screens and the internet was clicked using a cell phone camera, but it isn’t a kiss that the photo shows, and definitely not a lip lock, says the livid bongshell.
“All the joy of that meeting with my favorite footballer has evaporated,” she laments.
“I don’t need to explain my behavior. I’m a free-spirited person. But I’m not footloose. It takes me a long time to become close to anyone. I’m certainly not some giddyheaded teenager who would get so carried away in Ronaldo’s company that I’d kiss him in public. My business manager Tanuja and dress designer Rocky S were present, would I be that dumb? There are far more discreet and private places to do such things. Even if I was single, I would not get carried away at my first meeting with a 22-year-old boy, no matter how big a celebrity he is, to misbehave with him in public.” [SAWF]

And her forlorn, forsaken, half-Mallu honey?

“When John started surfing the Net, he was shocked to see pictures of Bipasha splashed everywhere. Obviously, Bipasha had not informed him about this episode. John seemed very upset and what added to his misery was that everyone knew about the episode.”
John was very embarrassed to face anyone…and preferred to be alone after he learnt about the controversy. [TOI]

John. Poor, dear murungakkai of mine– if you need a shoulder to cry on…I’m all yours…unless Sunkrish Bala calls, that is. ;)

81 thoughts on ““Saar, saar- new order saar…100 more effigies!”

  1. hold up, bongshell is a word? i … i think i love it.

    I think it’s still pronounced ‘bombshell’ :) This bongshell, Riya Sen does it for me… Totally dig her moves at 2:04 and 2:20 in the clip.

    Total Tangent (TT): For a while there, I thought this thread could usefully switch titles with this one!

  2. manju, that was the best burn ever. nicely done.

    As Gandhi said, “First they ignore you, then they laugh with you, then they laugh at you, then you win.” I am now on step 3 of my master plan.

    Hopefully, I don’t spend as much time on it, as I did on step 1.

  3. you know I’m not even Indian but this blog is so good I’m gonna have to bookmark it! two thumbs up, waaaay up!

  4. you know I’m not even Indian but this blog is so good I’m gonna have to bookmark it! *two thumbs up, waaaay up!*

    You know I am Indian and I can’t relate to half the things in this blog but yet I can’t look away!

    Ronaldo made the World Cup worth watching last year.

  5. Ronaldo made the World Cup worth watching last year.

    Both for gamesmanship and aesthetics ;) Man, he is such a hotty, and yet I feel remarkably dirty because he’s younger than me as well. It’s the first time I ever felt old watching soccer :(

    Dude, to Bipasha I say, you go girl! Even if she DIDN’T kiss Ronaldo, she is gorgeous, funny, and having a good time. Isn’t that all that matters? It’s not like she’s racking up DUIs, talking about someone’s firecrotch, and then trying to spring herself from jail =P

  6. Has anyone protested yet? So why this angry blog post and stuff?

    Please do not invent an enemy when you do not have one. But then again, that’s the norm for these types anyway.

    Anna, no one is objecting to the Indian/AB-Indian woman’s freedom to smooch anyone they want. Smooch away, and mind the coldsores for safety’s sake.

  7. Hmm, if they had a baby, would he play for India or Portugal? If only each one of our actresses hooks up with a footballer, India could win the World Cup,

  8. Both for gamesmanship and aesthetics ;) Man, he is such a hotty, and yet I feel remarkably dirty because he’s younger than me as well. It’s the first time I ever felt old watching soccer :(

    Why dirty? It’s normal to be attracted to young, good-looking men. If you weren’t, then I’d start to worry.

  9. Mangolover…no one knows after this photo shot and after the all night party ! Read somewhere there both went in the same car to the same hotel suite!!!!!

  10. Cristiano fished out his cell phone and made me hear Tujhse naraaz nahin from Masoom

    Oh, he did more than that! This CNN hard news expose says Bipasha might soon be singing, “Fever I’m afire, Fever yea I burn for sooth.

    man, that’s a lot of hating on bipasha!
    why shouldn’t she be kissing as many men as she wants?
    Dude, to Bipasha I say, you go girl!

    I finally get why all you women are pro-Bipasha on this thread. Just because she’s trying to outwit John Abraham!

  11. I finally get why all you women are pro-Bipasha on this thread. Just because she’s trying to outwit John Abraham!

    Nope. It just frees Johnny Boy up for us!

  12. A lot of bollywood stars who are supposedly happily married etc are not and when they visit the US, for example, are quite eager to pick up attractive women in a bar, for example, for sex. In fact, they are not averse to begging and pleading for action and telling you how they are in miserable marriages etc and how meeting you has changed their life etc So unfortunately this photo of Bips doesn’t surprise me.

  13. Nope. It just frees Johnny Boy up for us!

    Hahaha! Perfect! Ah yes, he is a cutie, but so is Ronaldo. Bips, if you want to make out with that international soccer hottie–more power to you;) But, please, let our Johnny down gently.

  14. Why dirty? It’s normal to be attracted to young, good-looking men. If you weren’t, then I’d start to worry.

    Because I have a younger brother =)

    Rahul, it’s hard to shift age demographics. =(

  15. There was an article about how Vidya Balan “stole” John Abraham from Bipasha (or was trying to) after they starred in a movie (the one with too many couples) together. Mallu connection, apparently. Bips was just trying to give him a shot of his own medicine. More power to Bipasha! [Too busy at work to find the link to this news.]

    Disclaimer to all John Abraham fans: Don’t hate on me. I used to like him a lot, pre- Vidya Balan news. Not anymore.

  16. Because I have a younger brother =)

    Camille! An incorrect argument from YOU? What are you saying about Ardy, then?

  17. why i think i know this, i do not know, BUT didn’t Bipasha and John break up a while ago? I thought they did.

  18. UMM, whats the source of this story?? Ronaldo is not by any means 22…he is actually 30…. he was 17 in the ’94 World Cup!! LOL… does Bipasha know this, as she seems to think “he is just a boy”

  19. all i gotta say is niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. there’s nothing wrong with making out in public. not on the street or anything, but in the club….that’s the goal……i wish more indian women wouldn’t be such goodie-goodies….being bad is way more fun…..this girl looks sooooooo hot in some pictures….it sucks that she has to deny it. she obviously wanted it, but for work reasons/societal pressures she has to pretend otherwise….i doubt her man really cares since it is most likely just a relationship to enhance their publicity anyway. plus they are not married…it’s only unnacceptable behaviour if you cheat on your spouse….99% of indian men will say she did something wrong; but if they have a spare 500 rupees they will going go bang the local ho even though they have a wife and two kids at home.

  20. there’s nothing wrong with making out in public. not on the street or anything, but in the club….that’s the goal…..

    24/7 why is it wrong to make out in public in the street… why should you pay five hundred rupees cover… and listen to crappy music just to get a little bit of touchy feely action.. poor indian men also have needs…

  21. Ronaldo sucks, most overrated footballer ever, at least with ronaldiniho there is credibility and class. Sure he is a bit odd looking, but at least he’s a big game player!!