GujuHottiee120586: umâ€¦who the f r u??
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss kapilaâ€¦its a new sn
GujuHottiee120586: what happened to NjDe$iQTpie
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss cant use it rite now
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss remember that guy we met at bb las wknd
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss eat me
GujuHottiee120586: yah wat abt him
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss he wont leave me alone!
GujuHottiee120586: wat do u mean
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss he keeps IMing n hes so anoying
GujuHottiee120586: so block his furry ass…don change ur sn n confuse ur frenz lol thats not very feministe of u
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss noooâ€¦I cantâ€¦soooo meen GujuHottiee120586: ass opposed to avoidng him like a total phudi
GujuHottiee120586: jus playinâ€¦hes so sycho he’d just log on w/a diff sn and check u out n e way lol
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss see??? thats y i didnt block him
GujuHottiee120586: y the hell did u pick something so retardedâ€¦ soundz like porn lolol
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss ass opposed to “guju hottie”? u wern’t even born in 86, tard
GujuHottiee120586: haha my fake id sayz i was LOL
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss if u had a real braine it wouldve said 85â€¦ then u couldve come to the 21+ party the rest of us went to at cabana lol
GujuHottiee120586: dum ass my cuzn shital was born in 86 wtf not my fault her parents were so f ing slow to pop out lil patelz
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss shital an hetal. awesome. ur name is bad enuf, cant bleeive she hasnâ€™t changed hers
GujuHottiee120586: i like my name. it means friendly.
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss if by “friendly’ we mean slutty
GujuHottiee120586: ima virgin u bitch
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss ONLY CUZ U LET IT IN EVERY HOLE XCEPT THAT ONE! ROFLMAO!!!11
GujuHottiee120586: yeah at least my dad dint name me after some fat ugly guy bcuz he was all dpressed n shit since he dint have a son…hmmm ‘i like kapil…oh snap…i had a useless girl…oh well, kapila it is’ LOL
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss he was NOT depressed. n e way kapil dev is a very important figure in indian history, so my name is proof my daddy luvz me
GujuHottiee120586: he is not important u dum hoâ€¦hes a bollywood actor
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss get ur flat ass out of star world biznatchâ€¦not everyone is from bollywood
GujuHottiee120586: truâ€¦he woudve been on koffee with karan if he were
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss stfu with ur koffee with karan. that show is so G-
GujuHottiee120586: sorry KAPILA. whose too much of a chicken so she had to change her sn. @ least u didnâ€™t pick something pathetic like jaya did…
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss wats wrong with jayas sn
GujuHottiee120586: “JayaPrada91989″? How getto is THAT? Hold on, let me change mine too “HetalDiesel6969″ or something else retarded. she doesnt even have a prada bag or n e thing prada for that mattar
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss u abortion, THAT IS HER NAME
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss her NAME is “Jayaprada”â€¦I swear to god, I donâ€™t know how the fuck u got in to columbia and penn
GujuHottiee120586: wateverz. i may have got in to penn but i wont be there. n that means i wont get to meet the most amazing artiste EVER
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss OH. omfg. lmao.
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss i meant to tell u…
GujuHottiee120586: now whatâ€¦lemme guess-hes teaching at columbia too but only this summer when ill be stuck in bumblefuck ahmedabad
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss ahmedabad is like the sixth biggest city in india u dum whore
GujuHottiee120586: so? its still not mumbay
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss ROFLMAOâ€¦its mumbaiâ€¦donâ€™t u know n e thing about the city where ur entire life comes from
GujuHottiee120586: u had something to tell me? otherwise this is getting old. like ur getto ass pre-pwned lexus
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss im gonna enjoy droppin this gossip even more after that haterade on my ride
GujuHottiee120586: get to the point u stripper
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss remember when we were @ columbia with ur moms a few wks ago?
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss n how she asked if u wanted to go to that namuhsakay shiz at some major library bc shes so naive she thinks u actualy liked n read the book vs merely having wet dreamz about taj badaladalameassbad
GujuHottiee120586: yeahâ€¦who cares about gurinder nair and jhumka lahriâ€¦they shoulda had my baby daddy thereâ€¦n is not like hes disqualified to be all intellexual and shitâ€¦i meanâ€¦hes teaching at an ivy league school i stupidly turned down
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss LMAO! OMFG! ROGLMAO!!!!! But he WAS. He WAS there!!1
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss yeah like a suprize in the audence he just up n asked a ? @ the end and people dint recognize him at first n then they all like did, all of a sudden bcuz he was all, ‘im like kal penn and shit”
GujuHottiee120586: omg. OMG. O>M>F>G. that is SO satc when big surprised carrie in frisco!
GujuHottiee120586: im gonna go kill myself :’(
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss jus watch KKKG again, that should do it
GujuHottiee120586 signed off at 2:17am
To the completely beautiful, kind and talented AUTHOR who sent this tip in anonymously via our news tab…with your permission, I’ll blow up your spot. Everyone should buy your new book. And I’ll be over for that Malayalee food you promised for dinner on Friday, thanks P-molay.