"Manmohan…it’s time to buzz the tower!"

From our News Tab we learn that one of India’s Top Guns was flying high over the skies of Pune earlier today. The 74-year-old Indian President APJ Kalam demonstrated why the chicks still jock him. Check out the pictures:

“I am so going to get in the pants of that hottie Kelly McGillis tonight.”

“You’re everyone’s problem. That’s because every time you go up in the air, you’re unsafe. I don’t like you because you’re dangerous. “

Okay, honestly now. Is it just me or does it look like they switched the real Kalam with a wax dummy for this shot?

He requests a large burst of oxygen even before reaching altitude. Not a good sign.

“You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips, And there’s no tenderness like before in your finger tips “

From one pilot to another, I salute you stud. I only hope my hair flows that awesome when I am 74. Just remember, NEVER leave your wingman.

39 thoughts on “"Manmohan…it’s time to buzz the tower!"

  1. The commentary on the last one is pretty mushy, lips, tips and what not. Are those your words abhi? Are you abhinetri or abhimanyu. Just curious.

  2. The commentary on the last one is pretty mushy, lips, tips and what not. Are those your words abhi? Are you abhinetri or abhimanyu. Just curious.

    It’s a reference to the movie Top Gun

  3. curious – that line is from the classic scene of tom cruise serenading Kelly McGillis in the bar. never leave your wingman indeed…nice post abhi

  4. A man who looks like Kalam could never become the President of the US in our ‘has to look presentable on tv’ age. (I know Kalam was not directly elected by people in India) Tancredo says he will never run for President because he is too fat (whew!)

  5. The 74-year-old Indian President APJ Kalam demonstrated why the chicks still jock him.

    Oh, Abhi. That’s just so wrong. ;)

  6. Nice photo feature. I love the IAF (Indian Air Force) symbol of Tri-colored circles. My favourite uncle was in IAF and we spent most summers at various places where he was posted. Loved it. Pres. Kalam rocks !!! (The second last pic. caption can be … “You can be my wingman anytime” :-) )

  7. (I know Kalam was not directly elected by people in India)

    The president of India is elected by a voting system by the members of parliment and the legislative assemblies. Interestingly, Kalam’s name was nominated by the BJP which has been criticised as being pro-hindu political party.

  8. Kalam was the chief architect of the nuclear program that the BJP erected as soon as they got into power. There’s no contradiction between the BJP’s Hindu(tva) loyalties and Kalam’s religion once that is considered.

  9. “the BJP which has been criticised as being pro-hindu political party”

    BJP…”criticized”…”pro hindu party”!!! :D Still giggling Finkie

  10. Kalam was the chief architect of the nuclear program that the BJP erected as soon as they got into power. There’s no contradiction between the BJP’s Hindu(tva) loyalties and Kalam’s religion once that is considered.

    What I was trying to highlight was the current political scenario in India. Our Primeminister is a sikh, President a muslim, ex defence minister a christian. I think thats a great sign.

  11. BJP…”criticized”…”pro hindu party”!!! :D Still giggling Finkie

    What are u trying to say?

  12. BJP…”criticized”…”pro hindu party”!!! :D Still giggling

    Mrs Pink Bottle thinks the BJP party is a laughing matter. She must be a Communist. We’ll be in power again before you know it!

    Hail the da Vinci Code!

  13. BJP…”criticized”…”pro hindu party”!!! :D Still giggling Finkie What are u trying to say?blockquote> Don’t feel harmed Shri Topcat. These ‘Secular’ De-MOCK-rats who try to be inclusive only know how to giggle and do carnal things with American man and negro. So they laugh, not realising that our Hindu missiles are BIG and SECULAR! See this Saffron Missile chasing a Muslim anti-national! Look at our big powerful thrusting throbbing missiles These pseudo-secular American Hindu gays will shit their pants! And remember, Saffron Balls are growing at 8% a year (not as fast as Sino but still better that Mexico and Pakistan combined) Hail Mogambo!
  14. I support the BJP for a) Selecting Abdul Kalam as presidential candidate b) Kicking some ass on the border(I also like Indira Gandhi for doing the same in the 70s, but she blew it up with operation blue star)

    Atleast they are not pseudosecular

  15. If only we had taken a strong stand before, Kargil could have been avoided. Finkie will now ask, what is Kargil? Is that a honeymoon station?

  16. ok, now that you have mentioned the phrase “president of india”. any strong arguments why such a post is even necessary? isn’t it just a remnant from the british days—they have the queen, oh we must have our own (sorry kalam?)!

    the only situation where the president has something to do that is not ceremonial is in inviting parties to form the government. the order i believe is to some extent at the discretion of the president. that can very well be done by the supreme court justices, or in the interest of separation of powers, one can go in the order of number of seats obtained.

  17. The traditional role of prez in India has been limited coz they worked in slow motion (remember Shankar Dayal Sharma). Things have paced up in the new millenium.

  18. SD, President Kalam wasnt chief architect of Indian Bomb. He is not even a Nuclear Scientist. He is the missle man. And BJP only blew the bomb they didnt build it.

  19. Topcat

    BJP…”criticized”…”pro hindu party”!!! :D Still giggling Finkie What are u trying to say?

    And no, Finkie will not ask what Kargil is.

    “The BJP has been criticized as being pro hindu party” was just the most delicious understatement! Hence the amusement.

    Hey Spoor, good to see you’re back in full form :) . Pink Bottle indeed!

    Hail “giggles and carnal things” Mogambo!

  20. Just a gentle reminder. Using multiple aliases on the same comment thread is poor form and sets off our itchy banning fingers. We strongly discourage you from doing it.

  21. Speaking of hotties, who’s the guy in the second last pic and why did you crop his ass?

    And does anyone know how common it is for hot IAF guys with great asses to seek arranged marriages with ABCDs? Coz this arranged marriage deal is beginning to look a bit better.

  22. Ok, so how’s this for a draft matrimonial ad:

    Parents of homely, sweet, unselfish and high-minded girl, seek handsome, well-built, extremely hot IAF officer. Caste, family, religion, education no bar.

    Think it passes muster? I lied a little, but I hear everyone does.

  23. Most matrimonial ads dont ask for IAFs, the parents have strict loyalty towards well paid software engineers. That means I dont feature in their wish list either.

  24. Ok, draft 2, in the self-directed matrimonial venture column:

    Sweet, unselfish, homely, high-minded woman, orphan adopted by Tibetan refugees who were rescued by the IAF, now living in Canada, seeks handsome, well-built, extremely hot IAF officer for marriage. Caste, religion, family, education no bar.

    Better? Notice the subtle Freudian link to the IAF? Think someone might buy it?

  25. Gargi:

    Ok, draft 2, in the self-directed matrimonial…..Sweet, unselfish, homely, high-minded woman, ….seeks handsome, well-built, extremely hot IAF officer for marriage. Caste, religion, family, education no bar.

    I prefer low-minded wimmin myself, but then I’m not an IAF officer. I’m sure you’ll have tons of IAF types at your beck-and-call soon but I would change the ‘education no bar’ part: Kinda implies the IAF is full of illiterates and that might cause offense. Other than that, it’s all good G.

    Regards, Kumar

  26. Well, Topcat, at least you’re not a well-paid software engineer. Imagine those poor sods, married off to girls who secretly sigh over IAFs.

    Besides, as the son of an ex-IAF, you’re practically an IAF, right?

  27. Cool..he pulled off a military photo op event without looking like some politicians who just landed up looking dorky

  28. gargi,

    the hot ass belongs to Wing Commander Ajay Rathore. Older man but who cares, hmmm? an ass is an ass is an IAF ass.

  29. I love the IAF (Indian Air Force) symbol of Tri-colored circles.

    You mean the way they’ve painted a target on every IAF plane? Never understood that reasoning :)

    I feel the need– the need for speed!

  30. I’m sorry but i happen to stumble upon the pictures of our PRESIDENT in the SUKHOI, frankly someone needs to brush up on the idea of their sense of humor cause the captions (even if it was RIPPED off from TOP GUN) were far from being funny and seems inappropriate. Patriotism in its true essence should be exhibited firstly in the form of RESPECT for a fellow countryman followed by respect for ones culture. All i wanna say is guy’s at least WE have someone to look up to in the form of our PRESIDENT, so lets just do that alright.