Out with the old, in with the new for Arun Nayar

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Arun Nayar has former/future wives in more countries than some people visit in a lifetime (thanks, Vinod):

Supermodel Elizabeth Hurley’s flamboyant Indian boyfriend Arun Nayar is seeking a divorce from his Italian wife on the grounds that she treated him cruelly, a lawyer said. Nayar, from Bombay, is claiming that his wife Valentina Pedroni put him through “mental torture” during their marital life…Nayar and Hurley, meanwhile, have been romantically involved for nearly three years and are often seen at parties and fundraisers in Britain and the United States. Hurley, mother of three-year-old Damian by former movie producer Steve Bing, is reported to be learning Hindi to impress Nayar, whose family runs a textile export business. [AFP/Yahoo!]

Hurley also tries to impress Nayar by adhering to a little-known passage in the Bhagavad Gita, which states women who date Indian men must inexplicably wear saris to celebrity fundraisers (see right photo, it’s our weekly gratuitous pic of an attractive broad).

Sepia Mutiny explanation of previous paragraph
We haven’t posted any photos of beautiful women this week, so we were due. This was an opening, albeit a weak one, and I took it. I don’t regret this decision. And don’t judge me, jerk. I can barely read at a third-grade level, so pictures are all I have.

AFP/Yahoo!: Liz Hurley’s Indian beau seeks divorce from “cruel” Italian wife

58 thoughts on “Out with the old, in with the new for Arun Nayar”

  1. (2) Las Vegas, because I want to be a gambler who has breakfast in a ‘diner’ after playing poker till 6am, and I pay for my ‘waffles’ and ‘coffee’ with a hundred dollar bill because I won fifty thousand, and am all calm and nonchalant, even when ladies in fur coats try to pick me up, I’m like, ‘Hey, I’m eating my waffles, give me a break…’ (3)Where they sell hot dogs in New York, like the ones in the movies, where they say, ‘hey, easy on the mayo…’

    Hahah! He’s a funny geezer innit? One thing though…hot dogs…with mayo….ewww…you mean easy on the mustard.

    Ease up on the sit ups if you want to get with me. Thats the message to all the Indian chicks 🙂

    To loosely paraphrase Sir Mix-a-lot, you can do sidebends or situps, but please don’t loose that (paunch).

  2. turbanhead, my problem with the way she’s worn the sari is that her boob is completely exposed. that is never appropriate for a sari, unless she deliberately wanted to leave her boob hanging out…which is just strange.

  4. Iago, of course not. the links to which you posted feature saris worn over the right shoulder so that the pallu is displayed over the front of the body. different rules apply.

    besides, i would never find fault with anna. she knows i’m one of her fans.=)

    i should have been more specific as to why i believe EH’s sari looks wrong. she’s wearing the pallu over the left shoulder so that the pallu is in the back. this is how i, and most of the people within my community, wear saris as a matter of preference. if our sari ever comes loose so that a boob is exposed, the gasps from every woman in the same room will be loud enough that the offending sari is quickly fixed.

  5. One ladoo or jalebi a day will do the trick for the right sculpting,

    Dear god man, don’t encourage them!!! The average desi chick is battling Indian genetics and Indian food. She needs to spend her money on depilatories and diet coke, not dosas! [yes, many of the men too..]

    As for the hatin’ on Hurley…Gimme a phat mommy like Liz Hurley over a fat mami any day 😉

  7. turbanhead, my problem with the way she’s worn the sari is that her boob is completely exposed. that is never appropriate for a sari, unless she deliberately wanted to leave her boob hanging out

    I think she looks very pretty in that sari… and hey, one boob visible is better than no boob visible 🙂 Chill!

  8. Ease up on the sit ups if you want to get with me. Thats the message to all the Indian chicks 🙂

    Punjabi Boy, you’re the coolest! (as is Madhuri, for that matter)