{"id":6257,"date":"2010-07-16T08:36:01","date_gmt":"2010-07-16T13:36:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=6257"},"modified":"2010-07-17T00:31:19","modified_gmt":"2010-07-17T05:31:19","slug":"friday_flash_fr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/16\/friday_flash_fr\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Flash Friction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A <S>dark<\/S> wheatish figure finally opens the bunker door.<\/p>\n\n<p>Pantless.<\/p>\n\n<p>The ad said &#8220;Micropaleontologist seeks DJ for digging up the brownest, crustiest nuggets this side of a Pompeii port-a-potty. Ask for Abhi.&#8221; (You&#8217;ll never use Craigslist again.)<\/p>\n\n<p>&#8220;You <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/004911.html#comment183677\">Sukhdeep<\/a>?&#8221; he snorts.<\/p>\n\n<p>&#8220;Sometimes,&#8221; you quip. He doesn&#8217;t get <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=UdoY3MIWucc#t=5m52s\">the reference<\/a>. Smiling, you enter.<\/p>\n\n<p>Best&#8230;Gig&#8230;Ever.<!--more--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A dark wheatish figure finally opens the bunker door. Pantless. The ad said &#8220;Micropaleontologist seeks DJ for digging up the brownest, crustiest nuggets this side of a Pompeii port-a-potty. Ask for Abhi.&#8221; (You&#8217;ll never use Craigslist again.) &#8220;You Sukhdeep?&#8221; he &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/16\/friday_flash_fr\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":47,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[44,33],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6257"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/47"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6257"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6257\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}