{"id":6173,"date":"2010-05-20T01:28:42","date_gmt":"2010-05-20T06:28:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=6173"},"modified":"2010-05-20T01:30:23","modified_gmt":"2010-05-20T06:30:23","slug":"the_misdirected","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/20\/the_misdirected\/","title":{"rendered":"The Misdirected Mail Bag Vol. 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was probably among the first wave of netizens that signed up for Gmail when it first came out years ago. I selected a personal email address that was pretty generic and therefore regularly receives email obviously meant for someone else. At lease twice a week, beautiful Indian models send me their modeling portfolios. At some point soon I will just pretend to be the famous modeling agent they must think I am.<\/p>\n\n<p>Sepia Mutiny also receives much email that is obviously meant for someone else. I have decided to start a new (but infrequent) series here titled &#8220;The Misdirected Mail Bag.&#8221; These are all <strong>real<\/strong> emails we receive and politely read. Enjoy. <\/p>\n\n<blockquote style=\"margin-right: 0px\">\n<p>From: Customer <\/p>\n<p>My site: http:\/\/ \n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; \n<p>Message: \n<p>the owner, \n<p>I eat your bread Moghulai Nan regularly. Now I think you are ripping of people by cutting the quantity of flour in one single bread. total weight of the packet is 795g.now which never use to be before This is completely cheating.Please correct it immediately before I take further . \n<p>Customer<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>&lt;<\/p>\n\n<p>p>I am dying to know what that &#8220;further&#8221; action might be? Burn down the nan factory?<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>From: Abdoulie \n<p><\/p>\n<p><br \/><br \/>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>Message:<br \/><br \/>Hi i want to join the Us Army but i am not a us citizenship. i am from the gambia but i dont how to work<\/p>\n<p>My site: http:\/\/ \n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>Son we only recruit for the Mutiny&#8230;not the U.S. Army. We won&#8217;t allow their recruiters to contact our readers until they allow homosexuals to serve. Oh damn. Just jeopardized my future Supreme Court nomination.<\/p>\n\n<!--more-->\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n<blockquote style=\"margin-right: 0px\">From: chenappa \n<p>My site: http:\/\/<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; \n<p>Message: \n<p>hi, shammi, yanda onji paridina chaddi undu boda? bodanda address koru kanape, ijjinada tojavonde uppu enkleg tooyere kushi apundu \n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/blockquote>\n\n<blockquote><\/blockquote>\n\n<p>Can someone translate please? The question sounds scandalous.<\/p>\n\n<blockquote style=\"margin-right: 0px\">\n<p>srinivas prasadi <\/p>\n<p>My site: http:\/\/ <\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; \n<p>Message: \n<p>i am hiv positive patient i need to marry female positive will u pls sugest me how to approch how it is possible \n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>For many years now we have contemplated starting a dating service called Sepia Destiny. This was kind of sad. Wish I could help but we don&#8217;t have all the answers.<\/p>\n\n<blockquote style=\"margin-right: 0px\">\n<p>From: karim syed <\/p>\n<p>My site: http:\/\/ \n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; \n<p>Message: \n<p>I NEED TO SUBSCRIBE ILLUSTRATED WEEKLY OF INDIA MAGAZINE.COULD YOU HELP ME?THANKS<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>Buddy, that is like walking up to Hugh Hefner and telling him that you really dig Penthouse Magazine and need his help getting a subscription.  No.<\/p>\n\n<p>And this concludes our first edition of The Misdirected Mail Bag.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was probably among the first wave of netizens that signed up for Gmail when it first came out years ago. 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