{"id":6084,"date":"2010-01-20T14:57:26","date_gmt":"2010-01-20T19:57:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=6084"},"modified":"2010-01-20T15:05:49","modified_gmt":"2010-01-20T20:05:49","slug":"could_scott_bro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/20\/could_scott_bro\/","title":{"rendered":"Could Scott Brown be any Browner?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Did anyone catch the speech of Massachusetts’ new Senator-elect, Republican Scott Brown last night? I just saw the video of his speech and I think I was as shocked as anyone when he veered off-script to pimp out, I mean talk about his two daughters. But it did sound awfully familiar. Hmm, could Brown be ‘browner’ than we all thought? Who among us hasn’t heard a desi parent laud the virtues of their single child on the marriage market?<\/p>\n\n

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Brown, during his jubilant acceptance speech on Tuesday night, did the right thing and paused to acknowledge his family.<\/p>\n \n

“As always, I rely on Gail’s love and support, and that of our two lovely daughters. So I want to thank Ayla and Arianna for their help as well,” Brown said, turning to his wife, TV reporter Gail Huff, and their daughters, Ayla, 21 – a one-time “American Idol” finalist – and Arianna, 19.<\/p>\n \n

But then Brown went horribly wrong, at least in the Dad department – adding that his daughters were both “available.”<\/p>\n \n

“Just in case anyone who’s watching throughout the country, yes they’re both available,” Brown shouted. [Link<\/a>.]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n

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But it gets worse, he goes on to list the relevant facts on their marital biodata<\/a>. Hmm, so Arianna is a pre-med at Syracuse? And Ayla was on American Idol and played college basketball? How long before they’re both listed on republicanshaadi.com? Or perhaps he can get them [a centerfold in Cosmo (NSFW)](http:\/\/www.cosmopolitan.com\/celebrity\/news\/scott-brown-nude-in-cosmo, much like he did years ago)?<\/p>\n\n

(h\/t Ennis, Breakup Girl<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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