{"id":5593,"date":"2009-01-15T15:03:30","date_gmt":"2009-01-15T20:03:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=5593"},"modified":"2010-06-10T23:11:56","modified_gmt":"2010-06-11T04:11:56","slug":"pam_anderson_ta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/15\/pam_anderson_ta\/","title":{"rendered":"Pam Anderson: &#8220;Take their balls, not their lives!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am I the only one who thinks of an infamously disturbing <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikiquote.org\/wiki\/Borat\">Borat quote<\/a> whenever Pamela Anderson is mentioned: &#8220;She had golden hairs, teeth as white as pearls, and the&#8230;&#8221;. I am? Sigh. Okay, fine.<\/p>\n\n<p>Via the Beeb:<\/p>\n\n<blockquote><strong>Stray dogs in India&#8217;s financial capital, Mumbai (Bombay) should be sterilised not killed, says former Baywatch star Pamela Anderson.<\/strong><\/blockquote>\n\n<blockquote>Animal lover Ms Anderson intervened on the dogs&#8217; behalf in a letter to the city authorities.<\/blockquote>\n\n<blockquote>&#8220;Dogs cannot use condoms but&#8230; they can be &#8216;fixed&#8217; painlessly,&#8221; she wrote.<\/blockquote>\n\n<blockquote><strong>The star learnt of the dogs&#8217; plight after Mumbai&#8217;s High Court recently said strays should be killed as they were a &#8220;permanent nuisance&#8221; to the public.<\/strong> [<a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/go\/pr\/fr\/-\/2\/hi\/south_asia\/7831580.stm\">BBC<\/a>]<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>Hmmm. That same BBC article states that &#8220;Despite several sterilisation programmes, the population of strays has not been controlled&#8221;, so I&#8217;m not sure if the Baywatch Babe&#8217;s solution is an effective one.<\/p>\n\n<p>More:<\/p>\n\n<blockquote><strong>The court gave the ruling in response to a public interest litigation filed by a Mumbai-based non-governmental organisation (NGO), In Defence of Animals, challenging the validity of certain provisions of a law that permits killing of dogs under certain conditions. It said animals had as much constitutional right to life as humans and had a &#8220;right to expect compassion from Indian citizens&#8221;.<\/strong>[<a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.straitstimes.com\/2009\/1\/5\/a-dog-s-life-in-mumbai\">ST<\/a>]<\/blockquote>\n\n<blockquote>The court interpreted &#8220;nuisance&#8221; in this instance as &#8220;anything that endangers life or is injurious to the health of the public at large&#8221;.<\/blockquote>\n\n<blockquote><strong>While it noted that mere barking could not be cause for killing a dog, &#8220;dogs that have the habit of chasing moving vehicles, especially two-wheelers, may be treated as a public nuisance as they could lead to accidents&#8221;.<\/strong> [<a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.straitstimes.com\/2009\/1\/5\/a-dog-s-life-in-mumbai\">ST<\/a>]<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>If all else fails, they could consider <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/004666.html\">one Delhi politician&#8217;s<\/a> innovative solution to <em>his<\/em> city&#8217;s problem with strays. \ud83d\ude09 But back to Bombay.<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>Animals rights activists say that as many as 70,000 strays in Mumbai and many more across the states of Maharashtra and Goa may be disposed of if the High Court&#8217;s ruling goes ahead.<\/blockquote>\n\n<blockquote>The decision has been stayed until the end of this month.[<a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/go\/pr\/fr\/-\/2\/hi\/south_asia\/7831580.stm\">BBC<\/a>]<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>According to the Straits Times article I quoted, those 70,000 stray dogs are responsible for 25,000 dog bites, annually. So while some fed-up residents have taken to poisoning dogs, animal activists caution that cleaning up the city is a better solution, since the dogs tend to forage through the garbage for food.<\/p>\n\n<p>I&#8217;ll close with a quote from &#8220;Medical professional Samir Guliyani&#8221;, whose name delights me to no end, and who went beyond the obligatory, understandable and predictable &#8220;Who does she think she is?&#8221;-sentiment:<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>&#8220;The way they suddenly pounce on bike riders is dangerous. Something has to be done and they have to be off roads.&#8221;\n<\/blockquote>\n\n<blockquote><strong>On the subject of Pamela herself, Mr Guliyani said: &#8220;She is hot but why is she writing to the municipal commissioner<\/strong>[<a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/go\/pr\/fr\/-\/2\/hi\/south_asia\/7831580.stm\">BBC<\/a>]<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>Duh, that&#8217;s what hot people do. <!--more--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am I the only one who thinks of an infamously disturbing Borat quote whenever Pamela Anderson is mentioned: &#8220;She had golden hairs, teeth as white as pearls, and the&#8230;&#8221;. I am? Sigh. Okay, fine. Via the Beeb: Stray dogs in &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/15\/pam_anderson_ta\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5593"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5593"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5593\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}