{"id":5544,"date":"2008-12-04T18:31:51","date_gmt":"2008-12-04T23:31:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=5544"},"modified":"2008-12-04T15:35:46","modified_gmt":"2008-12-04T20:35:46","slug":"elizabeth_hasse_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/04\/elizabeth_hasse_1\/","title":{"rendered":"Elizabeth Hassel-blech: Idiot or Racist? You decide!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Reader “Cola” emailed our tip line about a Cele|bitchy<\/a> blog post regarding The View’s most annoying co-host and the incomprehensible insults she hurls. Watch and enjoy, Mutineers: \n

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But is she being racist? Or just a sputtering, inarticulate twit? I vote for the latter, but Defamer disagrees:<\/p>\n\n

Though Elisabeth Hasselbeck has offended many during her tenure on The View, she’s never quite had what could be called, in the show parlance, a “Ching Chong” moment. So named for Rosie O’Donnell’s Asian language impression in which she shrieked, “Ching Chong Ching Chong!” and stopped just shy of declaring, “That was me, Rosie, playing an Oriental!” the gaffe is the type that incurs the wrath of an entire race, and Hasselbeck may have had her own in this morning’s episode.<\/blockquote>\n\n
While attempting to reference Deepak Chopra’s recent remarks on the Mumbai massacre (he implied the terrorists had an eye on America), a frustrated Hasselbeck first called him “Glitter Glasses Whatshisface,” and then, dismissing his comments as beneath her recognition, muttered, “Go light a bowl of incense.” Why stop there, Elisabeth? Tell those minorities how you really feel using the most stereotype-laden kiss-offs you can muster! If your stylist tries to dress you in another pirate shirt? “Oh, go take your AIDS pills!” Joy Behar got you down? Just say, “Whatsa matta, you-a? Something land in your spaghetti? Oh, what-a spicy meatball!” It’s fun, easy, and guaranteed to get the letters pouring in! [whats-his-link<\/a>]<\/blockquote>\n\n

These<\/a> are the remarks which got her knickers in a twist. In my opinion, she’s referring to Chopra’s new-age\/self-helpy connections, zimbly because I think she’s too stupid to realize that agarbathi is Desi. I don’t know about all those letters pouring in there, Defamer. Thanks for the love, though!<\/p>\n\n

Finally, “Glitter Glasses Whatshisface”? But…but…why? It doesn’t even make sense<\/em>, not that Hasselbeck is known for doing so. Thoughts? \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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