{"id":5331,"date":"2008-08-09T14:06:16","date_gmt":"2008-08-09T19:06:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=5331"},"modified":"2008-08-09T14:59:09","modified_gmt":"2008-08-09T19:59:09","slug":"cocks_of_fury","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/09\/cocks_of_fury\/","title":{"rendered":"Cocks of Fury"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Early in high school I weighed about 105 lbs soaking wet. I know, laugh if you want to. I am descended from two bean poles so I was at a genetic disadvantage. This was, after all, long before my collegiate boxing, my climbing adventures, and before I started appearing shirtless in &#8220;Boys of Blogging&#8221; calenders (ahem&#8230;cough cough). So just how does a 105 lb boy make his way in the brutal world that is high school? By laying low, very low. Most people don&#8217;t notice a scrawny little kid in high school (as many of our readers might sympathize with). I was also very very very shy.<img class=picture height=210 hspace=20 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/scocks_1.jpg\" width=294 align=right vspace=10 border=0><\/p>\n\n<p>I hung out with the nerd\/geek crowd at the first of the two high schools I attended. It wasn&#8217;t much fun as nothing exciting ever happens in the nerd\/geek crowd. One day however, my friends and I hatched a plan. The only way that we could raise our station in life was to be on a high school sports team. Even JV would do. This would be our ticket out. But what could I play? Basketball was definitely out. I was a fierce defender but way too short. Baseball? I could play infield but could barely hit the ball out of the infield. Football? Ha Ha Ha. I was pretty good at indoor hockey on the gym floor and rough enough that <a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pat_tilman\" target=_blank>one kid<\/a> even tried to fight me for high-sticking his friend until the PE teacher broke it up. However, there is no gym floor hockey team in high school. And then, like a ray of light the answer was revealed. <strong>My high school would be holding try-outs for the&#8230;Badminton Team<\/strong>. <\/p>\n\n<p><a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nbcolympics.com\/athletes\/athlete=1444\/bio\/index.html\" target=_blank><img class=picture height=190 hspace=20 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/rrai_1.jpg\" width=142 align=left vspace=10 border=0><\/a>I was pretty good at badminton and my odds were good because none of the cool kids (who were also the more athletic kids) would EVER be seen anywhere near a shuttlecock. My svelte body would dart back and forth pounding that birdie mercilessly. The fact that it looked like a tiny upside down Apollo capsule re-entering through Earth&#8217;s atmosphere was just a bonus (although I could&#8217;t say that out loud or even the geeks would make fun of me). The problem was that the competition was cut-throat. All the other geeks were gunning for the same few spots. Many of them were also Asian or South Asian since, for some strange reason, <a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/id\/2194929\/\" target=_blank>Asians have a fascination with racket sports<\/a>.  Every day I practiced and practiced, honing my skills while huffing like a young Boris Becker of Badminton. Then, the day before the try-outs I came down with a cold and was battling flu like symptoms all day. After watching television while slumped in a couch I got up too quickly, got a massive head rush, passed out, cut my head open on my metal bed frame as I fell, bled all over the place, and had to get stitches in the ER. The doctor ordered me to miss tryouts the next day. I didn&#8217;t make the team.  <font style=\"background-color: #ffd2bd\"><span class=rp_highlight>This was the single most scarring failure of my life<\/span><\/font>. And that brings me to the point of this thus far depressing post: American Olympian <a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nbcolympics.com\/athletes\/athlete=1444\/bio\/index.html\" target=_blank>Raju Rai<\/a>.  Geek has been replaced with chic.<\/p>\n\n<!--more-->\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n<blockquote>Sport: Olympic Badminton<br \/>Nation: United States of America<br \/>DOB: Feb. 3, 1983<br \/>Residence: Anaheim, Calif.<br \/>Events: Men&#8217;s Singles<br \/>Career Highlights: 2006 &#8211; U.S. National Champion, men&#8217;s singles; 2005 &#8211; U.S. National Champions, men&#8217;s singles; 2004 &#8211; U.S. National Champion, men&#8217;s singles, mixed doubles; 2003 &#8211; U.S. National Champion, mixed doubles.<br \/>Personal Notes: Participated in a Badminton World Federation training program in Germany. &#8230; [<a href=\"http:\/\/sportsillustrated.cnn.com\/olympics\/2008\/athletes\/bio\/221623.html\">Link<\/a>]<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>&lt;<\/p>\n\n<p>p>That&#8217;s right! We have <a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/005307.html\" target=_blank>two Rajs<\/a> in Red China right now and this one is teaching Beijing some shuttlecock diplomacy. Rai seems to be a new breed of Badminton player, much different than I was in the early 90s. Back then I assumed I should maintain a thin figure to retain my speed. Conversely check out Raju&#8217;s huge quads:<\/p>\n\n<p>&lt;<\/p>\n\n<p>p>\n<center><img class=picture height=248 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/rajquad_1.jpg\" width=185 border=0><\/center><\/p>\n\n<p>&lt;<\/p>\n\n<p>p>According to this video (set to the music of R. Kelly) this guy is as close to a sex symbol that there is in the world of Badminton:<\/p>\n\n<p>&lt;<\/p>\n\n<p>p>\n<center><object height=344 width=425><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/EMPnaJbMavE&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\">\n<embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/EMPnaJbMavE&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n\n<p>&lt;<\/p>\n\n<p>p><\/p>\n\n<p>&lt;<\/p>\n\n<p>p><\/p>\n\n<p>&lt;<\/p>\n\n<p>p><\/p>\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n<p><font style=\"background-color: #ffd2bd\"><span class=rp_highlight>My years of pain and disappointment end today. <\/span><\/font> My dreams live on in Rai.  Good luck and kick ass in Beijing!!<\/p>\n\n<p><a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/results.beijing2008.cn\/WRM\/ENG\/INF\/BD\/C75\/BDM001000.shtml#BDM001621\" target=_blank>Here is the bracket y&#8217;all<\/a>.  <font style=\"background-color: #ffd2bd\"><span class=rp_highlight>Our boy is up on August 11<span style=\"font-size: xx-small; vertical-align: super\">th<\/span> at 11:55a.m<\/span><\/font>.  I expect someone to be on the satellite feed and report results back to us here at SM.<\/p>\n\n<p>P.S.  It would just be a bonus if it was an <a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/results.beijing2008.cn\/WRM\/ENG\/BIO\/Athlete\/3\/218663.shtml\" target=_blank>all brown<\/a> final.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Early in high school I weighed about 105 lbs soaking wet. I know, laugh if you want to. I am descended from two bean poles so I was at a genetic disadvantage. 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