{"id":5254,"date":"2008-06-16T11:27:36","date_gmt":"2008-06-16T16:27:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=5254"},"modified":"2008-06-16T08:42:37","modified_gmt":"2008-06-16T13:42:37","slug":"mia_like_jem_is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/16\/mia_like_jem_is\/","title":{"rendered":"M.I.A., like Jem, is truly outrageous!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Controversial crooner (and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/004963.html\">cover girl<\/a>) Mathangi Arulpragasam got fugged not once, but <em>twice<\/em> over at the always-entertaining <a href=\"http:\/\/gofugyourself.celebuzz.com\/\">Go Fug Yourself<\/a> (thank you thank you, mbawife).  Behold her <a href=\"http:\/\/gofugyourself.celebuzz.com\/go_fug_yourself\/2008\/06\/post_8.html\">first<\/a> fugtacular outfit below, and her second, after the jump (click to enlarge both to their full glory&#8230;srsly).\n<center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/She's a brown Gem.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"She's a brown Gem.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/She's a brown Gem-thumb.jpg\" width=\"310\" height=\"450\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n\n<p>The first thing I thought of when I saw this (as if you hadn&#8217;t already guessed from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=bgzZ2Ta0EpA\">my title<\/a>) was &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jem_(TV_series)\">Jem! And the Holograms!<\/a>&#8220;, or Jerrica, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.manbehindthedoll.com\/images\/jemart.jpg\">more accurately<\/a>.  They don&#8217;t make cartoons like they used to, do they boys and girls?  When we played &#8220;Jem&#8221;, I always wanted to be &#8220;Aja&#8221;, but I was often stuck playing &#8220;Kimber&#8221;.  The four of you who know what the hell I&#8217;m talking about need not comment, I can feel your sympathy over the intarweb.  I&#8217;m sensitive like that.<!--more-->The second thing I thought of was, &#8220;this is not <em>that bad<\/em> for an M.I.A.-fit&#8221;.  I don&#8217;t know that I&#8217;ve ever seen her look so glam.  Wait, can one have shiny banana-yellow toenails and still be glam? (I told you to enlarge the pic!).  I do like her makeup in this first shot, mostly because one of the greatest things about being a brown girl is being able to get away with wearing colors which would make our pastier sisters look like <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Painted_Ladies\">painted putas<\/a>.  Stop sneering, you&#8217;ve totally rocked green eyeliner, I saw you, last month.  Wasn&#8217;t you?  Eh, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alllooksame.com\/\">we all look alike<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n<p>Moving on to Miss Arulpragasam&#8217;s second sartorial statement:<\/p>\n\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/basket case.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"basket case.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/basket case-thumb.jpg\" width=\"324\" height=\"450\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n\n<p>I don&#8217;t know that I could improve upon GFY blogger Heather&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.last.fm\/music\/OutKast\/_\/Spottieottiedopaliscious\">interpretation of the situation<\/a>:<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>It&#8217;s like she&#8217;s the poster child for A Very Kidz Bop Easter, in which she plays the basket. [<a href=\"http:\/\/gofugyourself.celebuzz.com\/go_fug_yourself\/2008\/06\/post_9.html\">fug yeah<\/a>]<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>I think this is pretty standard M.I.A.-fare, right down to the kicks.  The first ensemble is a bit more interesting because I rarely see her in dress shoes. Or a dress. You see, I&#8217;m voting <em>basket<\/em> for the second look, so it doesn&#8217;t count as a frock&#8211; what the fug was she thinking?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Controversial crooner (and cover girl) Mathangi Arulpragasam got fugged not once, but twice over at the always-entertaining Go Fug Yourself (thank you thank you, mbawife). Behold her first fugtacular outfit below, and her second, after the jump (click to enlarge &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/16\/mia_like_jem_is\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[24,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5254"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5254"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5254\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}