{"id":4702,"date":"2007-09-04T12:40:37","date_gmt":"2007-09-04T17:40:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=4702"},"modified":"2007-09-04T16:38:35","modified_gmt":"2007-09-04T21:38:35","slug":"unleash_your_in_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/04\/unleash_your_in_1\/","title":{"rendered":"Unleash Your Inner-Joan Rivers"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"TMBWITW<\/a><\/p>\n\n

One of you kind souls, who wishes to remain anonymous, sent me this picture of “India’s Brangelina<\/a>“, because you were hoping we might play The Caption Game with it (ji, thanks!). Absosmurfly! What better way to draw off-topic<\/a> commentary away from the Maximum Nerdery<\/a> thread? \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n\n

Without further ado<\/a>, let’s get snarky. To the left we see Abhishek Bachan and his bride strutting down the red carpet at Cannes.<\/p>\n\n

Most<\/a> of you<\/a> are aware that Aishwarya is sometimes known by the unwieldy acronym TMBWITW. Well, now that she is part of a pair, I propose that her hubby get an acronym, too. It’s only fair<\/a>, right? Damnit, I don’t want to propagate the hegemony of the pasty. Err, I meant…it’s only dark? Whatever.<\/p>\n\n

How about TMFHITW? I’m sure you can guess what the third and fourth letters stand for, but in case you haven’t had two cups of coffee like I have, I’ll spare you from wondering– FH = fugly<\/a> hair.<\/p>\n\n

Unless your name is Esthappan<\/a> and you’re rocking a puff, COMB YOUR HAIR. I’m guessing Abhishek get it from his Mama<\/a>? Big Daddy Amitabh’s tresses seem a bit more manageable. Anyway, the entire point of this debacle of a post is to offer you tired, grumpy, three-day-weekend-missing mutineers a chance to play the caption game! You know how we do, and if you don’t, check out previous editions: ein<\/a>, zwei<\/a>, drei<\/a>, vier<\/a>, funf<\/a>…<\/p>\n\n

So, just what is Aish saying? What is her spouse thinking? Why are there suddenly so many Tamil people on SM? The answers to all this and more, will most probably not<\/em> be found below, not that you’re disappointed at that. Now get to captioning!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

One of you kind souls, who wishes to remain anonymous, sent me this picture of “India’s Brangelina“, because you were hoping we might play The Caption Game with it (ji, thanks!). Absosmurfly! What better way to draw off-topic commentary away … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1,15],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4702"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4702"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4702\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}