{"id":460,"date":"2004-09-30T23:10:15","date_gmt":"2004-10-01T04:10:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=460"},"modified":"2006-12-19T10:39:06","modified_gmt":"2006-12-19T15:39:06","slug":"the_effect_of_a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/30\/the_effect_of_a\/","title":{"rendered":"The effect of androgens on man-in-the-moon marigolds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P><A href=\"http:\/\/www.obsessedwithwrestling.com\/profiles\/g\/giant-singh.html\"><IMG alt=\"\" hspace=20 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/GiantSingh2.jpg\" align=right border=0><\/A>Wrestler <A href=\"http:\/\/www.obsessedwithwrestling.com\/bios\/g\/giant-singh.html\">Dalip &#8216;Giant&#8217; Singh<\/A>: a living testament to the effect of androgens on fetal development. 7&#8217;3&#8243;, 408 lbs, claims to eat <A href=\"http:\/\/headlines.sify.com\/news\/fullstory.php?id=13525396&#038;headline=WWF~mania~grips~'giant'~Punjab~cop\">five chickens and 24 eggs<\/A> a day.<\/P>\n<P>Wrestler Tiger Jeet Singh. Not so large, but like Hasselhoff, he&#8217;s <A href=\"http:\/\/slam.canoe.ca\/SlamWrestling\/jeetsingh_stories.html\">big in Japan<\/A>. <\/P>\n<BLOCKQUOTE>&#8230;running amok in a Japanese arena, bedecked in a turban and brandishing a menacing sword. Bellowing like a bull elephant in heat, he attacks members of the ticket-paying audience, scattering them hither and yon&#8230; He once mauled the editor of Tokyo&#8217;s largest sports daily newspaper. Another time, the Tiger demolished a Mercedes with a baseball bat in downtown Tokyo during rush hour&#8230; He claims that Japanese wrestling fans will not wash those parts of their body he has struck, so honored are they to be pummelled by Tiger Jeet <SPAN id=highlight_tag>Singh<\/SPAN>.<\/BLOCKQUOTE>The jawans on the <A href=\"http:\/\/sincity.typepad.com\/venial\/2004\/09\/art_history.html\">India-Pakistan border<\/A>, from the always-funny <A href=\"http:\/\/sincity.typepad.com\">Sin<\/A>. \n<BLOCKQUOTE>&#8230; the border guards are all MASSIVE. The midget amongst them was 6&#8217;8&#8243; tall&#8230; the guards (quite literally) utter these primal screams at the other side of the border, in some sort of bizarre alpha-male routine. The whole macho element of guns, sabres, and massively magnificent moustaches is, however, completely ruined by the modern dance routine that ensues once the &#8220;parade&#8221; begins; although it defies description, lets just say that it involves high-kicks, stomping, twirling, a hip-shimmy, and much prancing.<\/BLOCKQUOTE><!--more--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wrestler Dalip &#8216;Giant&#8217; Singh: a living testament to the effect of androgens on fetal development. 7&#8217;3&#8243;, 408 lbs, claims to eat five chickens and 24 eggs a day. Wrestler Tiger Jeet Singh. Not so large, but like Hasselhoff, he&#8217;s big &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/30\/the_effect_of_a\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[21,11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}