{"id":4587,"date":"2007-07-20T16:30:22","date_gmt":"2007-07-20T21:30:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=4587"},"modified":"2007-07-20T13:44:09","modified_gmt":"2007-07-20T18:44:09","slug":"would_apu_let_h","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/20\/would_apu_let_h\/","title":{"rendered":"Would Apu let him get away with it?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Super cute high jinks, brought to you by DJ Drrrty Poonjabi, <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/go\/pr\/fr\/-\/2\/hi\/uk_news\/scotland\/north_east\/6907994.stm\">the BBC<\/a> and the letter S.  \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n<p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/NtTM6eRc3EY\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/NtTM6eRc3EY\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n\n<blockquote><strong>A seagull has turned shoplifter by wandering into a shop and helping itself to crisps<\/strong>. The bird walks into the RS McColl newsagents in Aberdeen when the door is open and makes off with <strong>cheese Doritos<\/strong>&#8230;<\/blockquote>\n\n<blockquote>Shop assistant Sriaram Nagarajan said: &#8220;<strong>Everyone is amazed by the seagull. For some reason he only takes that one particular kind of crisps<\/strong>.&#8221;<\/blockquote>\n\n<blockquote>The bird first swooped in Aberdeen&#8217;s Castlegate earlier this month and made off with the 55p crisps, and is now a regular. <\/blockquote>\n\n<p>Look, he even shares!<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>Once outside, the crisps are ripped open and the seagull is joined by other birds.<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>Clever birdie&#8230;<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>Mr Nagarajan said: &#8220;He&#8217;s got it down to a fine art. <strong>He waits until there are no customers around and I&#8217;m standing behind the till, then he raids the place<\/strong>.<\/blockquote>\n\n<blockquote>&#8220;At first I didn&#8217;t believe a seagull was capable of stealing crisps. But I saw it with my own eyes and I was surprised. He&#8217;s very good at it.<\/blockquote>\n\n<blockquote>&#8220;He&#8217;s becoming a bit of a celebrity. Seagulls are usually not that popular but Sam is a star because he&#8217;s so funny.&#8221;<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>Happy Friday, Mutineers.  Join us next week, when Sam is kidnapped by Britney, and trained to retrieve funyuns and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesmokinggun.com\/backstagetour\/spears\/spears1.html\">altoids<\/a>, y&#8217;all (for Sean Preston, of course).<!--more--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Super cute high jinks, brought to you by DJ Drrrty Poonjabi, the BBC and the letter S. \ud83d\ude42 A seagull has turned shoplifter by wandering into a shop and helping itself to crisps. The bird walks into the RS McColl &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/20\/would_apu_let_h\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,1,48],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4587"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4587"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4587\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}