{"id":4529,"date":"2007-06-26T20:12:44","date_gmt":"2007-06-27T01:12:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=4529"},"modified":"2007-06-27T05:54:10","modified_gmt":"2007-06-27T10:54:10","slug":"shalini_sparkle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/26\/shalini_sparkle\/","title":{"rendered":"Shalini Sparkles on &#8220;The Lot&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, not sure how many of you are watching Fox&#8217;s kinda awful reality show &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/On_the_Lot\">The Lot<\/a>&#8221; right now, but I have to say, I&#8217;m actually <em>glad<\/em> I am.  One of you let us know that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/004485.html\">our girl Shalini<\/a> is up this week.  This time, Shalini had to make a comedy,  in just five days.  Since she&#8217;s more of a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thelot.com\/episodes\/?ep=3&#038;vd=66\">documentary<\/a>\/<a href=\"http:\/\/www.adropoflife.tv\/credits.html\">serious<\/a> filmmaker, this quite understandably freaked her out.  However, once I saw the montage of her having trouble directing her short and then heard one of her actors disparage her, <em>I knew<\/em> she must have done a brilliant job, since that&#8217;s how transparent these stupid shows are.<\/p>\n\n<p>Shalini&#8217;s film is called &#8220;<strong>Dr-in-law<\/strong>&#8221; and it made me do that &#8220;LOL&#8221;-thing those whippersnappers are always exclaiming.  It really is funny&#8211; and extra awesome because the two main characters are both Asian&#8230;and neither of them are the doctor.  I don&#8217;t require it, but if I can see myself in or otherwise relate to a piece of art, it&#8217;s that much more precious.  Somewhere, a put-upon brown kid dreams of doing what she shot.  \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n\n<p>Anyway, when the show is over, it will be time to vote&#8211; and if I&#8217;m not mistaken, there is just a two hour window after &#8220;The Lot&#8221; airs in your time zone in which to do so.  Shalini went first, so her phone number will end in &#8220;01&#8221; (and isn&#8217;t that fortuitous?  I always feel like numbers ending in &#8220;01&#8221; are superior, but I&#8217;m fobulous like that)&#8230;but who uses a phone these days, if there&#8217;s a way to do something online?  What, you like your phone?  Fine, dial <strong>1-88-The Lot-01<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n<p>Some of us may be skeptical about Shalini&#8217;s skills, but compare her work to <strike>second, third and fourth<\/strike> the rest of the films in the competition (which, except for the last one, were all kinds of lame), and it&#8217;s hard to dismiss her talent; I found myself cheering at the TV repeatedly for the brown girl in the ring. It&#8217;s also hard to dismiss her glittery make-up, which inspired  the title of this post.  Feel free to discuss it (or her film, even) below.<!--more--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, not sure how many of you are watching Fox&#8217;s kinda awful reality show &#8220;The Lot&#8221; right now, but I have to say, I&#8217;m actually glad I am. One of you let us know that our girl Shalini is up &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/26\/shalini_sparkle\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,12,46,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4529"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4529"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4529\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}