{"id":4505,"date":"2007-06-14T12:40:06","date_gmt":"2007-06-14T17:40:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=4505"},"modified":"2007-06-14T09:48:57","modified_gmt":"2007-06-14T14:48:57","slug":"what_the_hell_i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/14\/what_the_hell_i\/","title":{"rendered":"What the Hell IS This?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SM Reader and Hanuman-bhakt <a href=\"http:\/\/tigeryogi.wordpress.com\/\">Tiger Yogi<\/a> emailed us a tip this morning, about an absurdly named product:\n<img loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"wtf, mate.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/wtf, mate.jpg\" width=\"220\" height=\"311\" hspace=10 vspace=5 align=right \/><\/p>\n\n<blockquote>A company by the name of Smart Mark Video is selling a DVD of something called &#8220;independent wrestling&#8221; entitled &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.smartmarkvideo.com\/main\/index.php?app=ccp0&#038;ns=catshow&#038;ref=Wicked\">Wicked Hanuman<\/a>&#8220;!!<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>Smart Mark, which offers &#8220;&#8230; only the best in Independent Wrestling!&#8221;, markets videos of Independent Wrestling Syndicate events.  What is the IWS?  I had no clue, so I foraged virtually:<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>International Wrestling Syndicate (IWS) is a professional wrestling promotion based out of Montreal, Quebec, Canada. It is co-owned, half by Manny Elefthriou aka &#8220;PCP Crazy F&#8217;N&#8221; Manny , who also sometimes wrestles for the promotion, and half by Wild Rose Productions, an amateur internet pornography company that is run by Montreal-native pornstar Carol Cox. The IWS was formerly known as the Internet Wrestling Syndicate and before that as the World Wrestling Syndicate.<\/blockquote>\n\n<blockquote>IWS is known for its high energy and new young talent possessing a variety of styles, including brawling, comedy wrestling, high-flying, strong style and technical submission wrestling. They usually feature some deathmatch style wrestling matches at their shows, such as &#8220;fans bring the weapons&#8221; matches, which are a popular attraction at one of their biggest shows of the year, &#8220;Un F&#8217;N Sanctioned&#8221;. [<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/International_Wrestling_Syndicate\">viki<\/a>]<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>Okay, I&#8217;m still not entirely clear on what all this is about, mostly because my brain shuts off whenever it sees the word &#8220;wrestling&#8221;, but given everything we&#8217;ve read so far, why on earth would you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smartmarkvideo.com\/main\/index.php?app=ccp0&#038;ns=catshow&#038;ref=Wicked\">name a product<\/a> after a sweetly loyal <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Vanara\">Vanara<\/a>?  Are the stars of the video inquisitive, short, furry, South Indian humanoids? Doubtful.  Also doubtful?  That anyone involved with this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=clusterfuck\">Charlie Foxtrot<\/a> is either Hindu or knows anything about revered characters from the Ramayana.<\/p>\n\n<p>Some of you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/004499.html#comment143307\">incorrectly think<\/a> that I am all for mocking Hinduism, but that is not true.  At best, I find this ridiculous and at worst, I&#8217;m offended.  Let me pre-emptively answer your question:  no, I would not appreciate a &#8220;Wicked <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/John_the_Baptist\">John the Baptist<\/a>!!!&#8221; DVD.  I wouldn&#8217;t advocate violence or otherwise behave in a way which threatens the possibility of getting my point across, but I think calmly-expressed disagreement is more than called-for in situations like this.<\/p>\n\n<p>I wish people could be sensitive and respectful of all religions, I think tolerance is a matter of <em>courtesy<\/em> vs. a granola ideal. To that end, I&#8217;m <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smartmarkvideo.com\/main\/index.php?app=ccp0&#038;ns=contact\">emailing less-than-Smart Mark<\/a> to let them know what I think.  I know that within minutes, you&#8217;re going to let me know what YOU think, via the comments.<!--more--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SM Reader and Hanuman-bhakt Tiger Yogi emailed us a tip this morning, about an absurdly named product: A company by the name of Smart Mark Video is selling a DVD of something called &#8220;independent wrestling&#8221; entitled &#8220;Wicked Hanuman&#8220;!! Smart Mark, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/14\/what_the_hell_i\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10,14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4505"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4505\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}