{"id":4480,"date":"2007-06-01T18:12:54","date_gmt":"2007-06-01T23:12:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=4480"},"modified":"2007-06-03T20:35:26","modified_gmt":"2007-06-04T01:35:26","slug":"how_dare_you_in_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/01\/how_dare_you_in_1\/","title":{"rendered":"How Dare You Insult My Papaya!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I’m getting really sick of the unnecessary hate.<\/p>\n\n

Rocker Ozzy Osbourne pulled out of an appearance on “American Idol” because of a former contestant’s hairstyle, according to reports.<\/blockquote>\n\n

As IF<\/a>. Since when is Ozzy Osbourne fit to judge good hair?<\/p>\n\n

The Black Sabbath star was slated to duet with Sanjaya Malakar on last week’s season finale, but cancelled at the last minute.<\/blockquote>\n\n
A source tells the New York Post’s Page Six column, “When he learned he would have to do a duet with Sanjaya, Ozzie said he didn’t want to be onstage with that idiot.” <\/strong><\/blockquote>\n\n

Yeah. Insulting Sanjaya Malakar makes you very, very cool. Very<\/em> edgy.<\/p>\n\n

Aerosmith star Joe Perry was called up as Osbourne’s replacement on the talent-search TV show<\/strong>. [SFGate.com<\/a>]<\/blockquote>\n\n

Perry<\/a>, by the way, thought our Papaya was really nice. The video of their performance is here<\/a>. Unlike some drug-addled has-beens who have the temerity to look down on such fruity goodness, Perry was a gentleman.<\/p>\n\n

I’m not saying Sanjaya is perfect, but the level of criticism he receives is ridiculous and usually racist (though I’m not insinuating that race is at the root of this<\/em> story). For bat’s sake, Ozzie– you could have<\/em> said that you didn’t want to do the duet because young Malakar’s voice is awful, in your opinion, but there was no need to call him an idiot. Not when you yourself are guilty of THIS:<\/p>\n\n

Osbourne admitted that, at the height of his drug addiction, he shot 17 cats:<\/blockquote>\n\n
“I was taking drugs so much I was a fucker, The final straw came when I shot all our cats. We had about 17, and I went crazy and shot them all<\/strong>. My wife found me under the piano in a white suit, a shotgun in one hand and a knife in the other”. [wiki<\/a>]<\/blockquote>\n\n

Sanjaya should have said he didn’t care to be on stage with a cat-killer– oh, wait…he’s too nice and humble to do that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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