{"id":4341,"date":"2007-04-14T21:50:41","date_gmt":"2007-04-15T02:50:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=4341"},"modified":"2007-04-14T09:10:56","modified_gmt":"2007-04-14T14:10:56","slug":"but_carry_a_big","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/14\/but_carry_a_big\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;but carry a big stick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Evil Abhi: Oh no.  Not another f*cking cricket post.  Just kill me now.<\/p>\n\n<p>Abhi: Come on, don&#8217;t be so mean.  Some SM readers actually like cricket.<\/p>\n\n<p>Evil Abhi:  Why?  Unless you trying to <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lagaan\">save your rainless Indian village<\/a> from the British Empire, cricket sucks.<\/p>\n\n<p>Abhi: Dude, you need to chill.  You are insulting a game loved by millions as well as its fans.<\/p>\n\n<p>Evil Abhi:  All these cricket posts are <em>ruining<\/em> our prrrecioussss blog.<\/p>\n\n<p>Abhi:  Ok fine.  I&#8217;ll just post an interesting picture then.  I know you&#8217;re cool with pretty pictures.<\/p>\n\n<p><center><a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/content-www.cricinfo.com\/srilanka\/content\/image\/290224.html\" target=_blank><img class=picture height=310 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/lankabeats_1.jpg\" width=375 border=0><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n\n<p> <\/p>\n\n<p>Evil Abhi:  Oohhh, look at the hobbittses.<\/p>\n\n<p>Abhi:  Dude, <a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hindu.com\/thehindu\/holnus\/001200704131002.htm\" target=_blank>Sri Lanka just whooped new Zealand<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n<p>Evil Abhi: Hit it brown.  Hit it.<\/p>\n\n<!--more-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Evil Abhi: Oh no. Not another f*cking cricket post. Just kill me now. Abhi: Come on, don&#8217;t be so mean. Some SM readers actually like cricket. Evil Abhi: Why? Unless you trying to save your rainless Indian village from the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/14\/but_carry_a_big\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1,15,11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4341"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4341"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4341\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}