{"id":4322,"date":"2007-04-11T19:47:26","date_gmt":"2007-04-12T00:47:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=4322"},"modified":"2007-04-12T12:40:57","modified_gmt":"2007-04-12T17:40:57","slug":"711_convenience","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/11\/711_convenience\/","title":{"rendered":"7.11 Convenience Theater: The Slurpee Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" align=right alt=\"seven_11.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/seven_11.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"362\" \/>\nSeen any good plays recently? Yeah, didn&#8217;t think so. If you&#8217;re like me, you tend to fall asleep during big Broadway production numbers, but small &#8220;experimental&#8221; theaters leave you cringing with embarrassment or irritation. You know, all that minimalist white (or black) space, with some dudes dressed all in black (or white) rattling off non-sequiters.<\/p>\n\n<p>Theater &#8211; playacting before a live audience &#8211; is a quaint and arguably archaic form. But I have to say, when done right, it can leave you feeling deliciously voyeuristic, like you&#8217;ve peered into another life with an immediacy that no book or movie could ever provide.<\/p>\n\n<p>So imagine the excitement then, of theater written by a melange of browns and yellows, about them browns and yellows, <i>for<\/i> the Bs &amp; Ys (and the people who care for them). I&#8217;m terribly late (only 3 days left!) in posting this review, so you should stop reading now and scoot off to buy tix to the Fifth Annual <b>Seven.11 Convenience Theater<\/b>. The talented folks at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.desipina.org\/\">Desipina<\/a> created seven short plays, each eleven minutes long, each set it that haven of desi-ness, the 7-11 convenience store.<\/p>\n\n<p><small> Date: March 29 &#8211; April 14 \n[Wednesday &#8211; Saturday 8pm,  Sat\/Sun matinees 3pm ]\nCost: Tickets are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smarttix.com\/show.aspxshowCode=SEV3\">$18<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n\n<p><small>Location: The Abrons Arts Center. 466 Grand St at Pitt Street, NYC. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.henrystreet.org\/site\/PageServer\">www.henrystreet.org<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n\n<p>If you care to know more, join me as I wear my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediabistro.com\/articles\/cache\/a410.asp\">Ben Brantley<\/a> hat after the jump.<!--more-->What? You didn&#8217;t buy the ticket already? Want to make sure you get your money&#8217;s worth, eh?<\/p>\n\n<p>Cool, I can respect that. Seriously. I&#8217;m not calling you cheap or anything.<\/p>\n\n<p>Eleven minutes actually turns out to be as short as you are entertained, or as long as you are bored. \nThe plays are decidedly second-generation Asian-American, and feature very pop-culture savvy jokes (Law &amp; Order, post-modern, fourth-wall-breaking asides to the audience, MTV desi), gay themes, skimpy attire, simulated sex&#8230;er, yeah. So maybe you don&#8217;t want to see this with your parents.<\/p>\n\n<p>The most juvenile (Bollywood Blueberry Brainfreeze Bonanza) still featured a really hysterical jab at hippity-hoppity-slangity MTV Desi VJs, and the most eloquent dared to tackle Sinhala-Tamil enmity in Sri Lanka (Cafe Ceilao), and fading friendships (Bachelor Moon). The actors are uniformely outstanding &#8211; funny, uninhibited, charismatic. Meetu Chilana brightened up a rather flat muscial number with an amazing, just amazing, depiction of a Pinocchio doll. Girl can really sing too. The cleverly staged sets deserve a mention, as do the excellent attention to detail: prop people even gave the actor playing a Sri Lankan a copy of <a href=\"http:\/\/tracearchive.ntu.ac.uk\/writers\/gunesekera\/moon.htm\">Monkfish Moon<\/a>!<\/p>\n\n<p>Given the 7-11 theme, I guess I expected to see more social commentary, something about the class divide, something more&#8230;you know&#8230;heavy. I wish they&#8217;d dug in a bit deeper. But still, some serious subjects were handled with a light touch, and all in all, I have to say, I had a really good time.<\/p>\n\n<p>My favorite line: &#8220;It&#8217;s like the threadcount of his shirt is smothering me with butterfly kisses.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n<p>Previous post: <a href=\"\nhttp:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/003072.html\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seen any good plays recently? Yeah, didn&#8217;t think so. If you&#8217;re like me, you tend to fall asleep during big Broadway production numbers, but small &#8220;experimental&#8221; theaters leave you cringing with embarrassment or irritation. 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