Well, well, well…looky here at what gossip blog Wonkette<\/a> done uncovered:<\/p>\n\n Wonkette forgot to add “Both of them have white Mothers<\/em>” to that list; we’ll go ahead and do that for them, since we are Brown and we’re allowed to get down all incorrect and naughty like that.<\/p>\n\n Somewhere, “Everything-is-Indian”-Uncle is crowing about this surprising discovery to a long-suffering friend or relative like so: “I told you Bharat Obama was Indian! He went to the Harvard Law school, didn’t you know? Of course he is Indian!” <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Well, well, well…looky here at what gossip blog Wonkette done uncovered: There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s growing evidence that American Idol sensation Sanjaya Malakar and Decision 2008 sensation Barry Hussein Obama are the same person. If it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not obvious that \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Sanjaya\u00e2\u20ac\u009d (right) is the … Continue reading There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s growing evidence that American Idol sensation Sanjaya Malakar and Decision 2008 sensation Barry Hussein Obama are the same person<\/strong>. If it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not obvious that \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Sanjaya\u00e2\u20ac\u009d (right) is the same dude as Obama (left), here are some other striking similarities:<\/blockquote>\n\n
Both are accused of being all style and no substance.<\/blockquote>\n\n
Both are far better looking than normal Americans and the normal fugly contestants in their respective fields<\/strong>.<\/blockquote>\n\n
Both are \u00e2\u20ac\u0153really cute kid[s] with a unique look and an incredibly dreamy smile that can get thirty 12-year old girls to vote a million times apiece on speed dial.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/blockquote>\n\n
Both are competing in a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153silly, fun, really well-produced talent competition and you never quite know what\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going to happen.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/blockquote>\n\n
Both will end up outrageously rich, whether they win the talent show or not. [wonkette<\/a>]<\/blockquote>\n\n