{"id":4305,"date":"2007-04-04T08:23:09","date_gmt":"2007-04-04T13:23:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=4305"},"modified":"2007-04-04T06:00:06","modified_gmt":"2007-04-04T11:00:06","slug":"dancing_for_chi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/04\/dancing_for_chi\/","title":{"rendered":"Dancing for Chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"hammertime2.jpg\"Then<\/a>:<\/p>\n\n

KFC Popcorn Chicken using MC Hammer’s “2 Legit 2 Quit”<\/strong>
\nThis commercial ran during the early 90’s on american television. It puts Hammer in a back stage stand-off. Hammer refuses to go on stage for some reason, then someone holds out a box of popcorn chicken to Hammer. Hammer takes a piece, flicks it up, catches it in his mouth and says “Now that’s popcorn”. Hammer then takes the stage performing “2 Legit 2 Quit”.<\/blockquote>\n\n

Now<\/a>:<\/p>\n\n

An open letter to Sanjaya Malakar:<\/strong>

\nCongratulations on catching America\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s ears\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6and eyes.

\nOver the past month, you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve wowed the world with your original performances. And, your ever-changing hairdos have made you almost as famous as KFC\u00c2\u00ae Original Recipe\u00c2\u00ae Chicken and Colonel Sanders himself.

\nOn behalf of Kentucky Fried Chicken\u00c2\u00ae, I want to serve up to you a tasty offer. If you don a bowl hairdo during one of your next nationally televised performances, KFC will grant you a free lifetime supply of KFC Famous Bowls\u00c2\u00ae. We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re sure America will be as \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcbowled-over\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 by your take on this classic look as they are by our KFC Famous Bowls.

\nFrom wavy to Mohawk to now the classic bowl \u00e2\u20ac\u201c who knows, your bowl cut could start a trend as big as KFC Famous Bowls, which consumers ranked as THE most memorable new product of 2006.

\nIn addition to free KFC Famous Bowls for life \u00e2\u20ac\u201c if you sport a bowl cut, KFC will cut a check in your name to Colonel\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Scholars, a charity providing young people with much needed college scholarships. We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re confident that helping students afford college is something that even the toughest of judges would stand and applaud.

\nYour Fan,
\nGregg Dedrick
\nPresident of KFC<\/blockquote>\n\n

Join the legacy<\/a>. [Thanks, tipster Sonia!]<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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