{"id":378,"date":"2004-09-14T11:01:52","date_gmt":"2004-09-14T16:01:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=378"},"modified":"2005-04-05T15:20:15","modified_gmt":"2005-04-05T20:20:15","slug":"800mangle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/14\/800mangle\/","title":{"rendered":"800-MANGLE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Trying to get a Manhattan theater to tell me which Bollywood flick they were showing:<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>She struggled through something that sounded like the <i>wonka-wonka<\/i> teacher in a Charlie Brown special&#8230; ?What?s that first word again??\n\n<i>?Dill.<\/i> As in pickle.?\n\nAh, <i>dil<\/i>. It?s a <i>clue,<\/i> Watson. Unfortunately, it?s also the first word in 17 million other Hindi film titles which mix-and-match <i>dil, kya, main, nahin,<\/i> and <i>pyar.<\/i> Like the housing developments of Seattle (timber, wood, lake, lawn), no other words are allowed.\n<\/blockquote>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vij.com\/archive\/lets_play_telephone.html\">Continue reading ?<\/a><!--more--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trying to get a Manhattan theater to tell me which Bollywood flick they were showing: She struggled through something that sounded like the wonka-wonka teacher in a Charlie Brown special&#8230; ?What?s that first word again?? ?Dill. As in pickle.? Ah, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/14\/800mangle\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}