{"id":3147,"date":"2006-03-14T19:55:16","date_gmt":"2006-03-15T00:55:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=3147"},"modified":"2006-03-14T23:08:54","modified_gmt":"2006-03-15T04:08:54","slug":"get_your_kundis_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/14\/get_your_kundis_1\/","title":{"rendered":"Get Your “Kundis” to the D.C. Meetup, 3\/25"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Anyway monay<\/em>, can I call you right back? I was in the middle of reports…”<\/p>\n\n

“Ma? Please, really quick, ’cause I’m writing something?”<\/p>\n\n

“Vat?”<\/p>\n\n

“Does kundi<\/em> mean “ass” or “anus<\/a>“?<\/p>\n\n

Sigh. A deep breath is inhaled.<\/p>\n\n

“This is for your website? Kundi<\/em> is chunthi<\/em>. Koothi<\/em> means anus.”<\/p>\n\n

“Let me be painfully careful– kundi<\/em> and chunthi<\/em> are like…the butt cheeks?”<\/p>\n\n

“Yes, they are what I would like to kick right now, absolutely.”<\/p>\n\n

“So, like, you could use kundi<\/em> in the following context: “get your kundi<\/em> on the dancefloor?'”<\/p>\n\n

Another sigh is sighed.<\/p>\n\n

“YES.”<\/p>\n\n

“I knew it!”“You knew what?”<\/p>\n\n

“I knew it meant ‘ass’! Because you always said, ‘ninde kundi marredi!<\/em>‘ to the dog and I couldn’t see you meaning “Girl, move your anus!”<\/p>\n\n

“Edi, I have to go. I will call you back, though not to teach you any bad Malayalam–“<\/p>\n\n

“But I still don’t know what thendi<\/em> means-“<\/p>\n\n

“I love you. Good. BYE.”<\/p>\n\n

:+:<\/p>\n\n

Sheesh…the tribulations I endure, just to research important issues for this blog. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n\n

Speaking of the Mutiny, our first-ever DC meetup<\/a> is less than two weeks away. Are you excited? I’m excited. In fact, I’m so giddy to meet you, I’m testing out new brands of shimmery eye-shadow<\/a> in anticipation (to see which will leave the most glittery residue on you when we air-kiss) and I will be wearing Aish-scara<\/a> (so that I can blink a breeze, in case the weather is as “unseasonably” warm as it has been these last few days).<\/p>\n\n

We didn’t pick a venue, but I have two very different ideas to offer you:<\/p>\n\n