{"id":3076,"date":"2006-03-02T05:43:24","date_gmt":"2006-03-02T10:43:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=3076"},"modified":"2006-05-18T02:58:42","modified_gmt":"2006-05-18T07:58:42","slug":"my_spring_break","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/02\/my_spring_break\/","title":{"rendered":"My spring break, in pictures"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=251 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit1_new.jpg\" width=380 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 379px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">Another proud member of the reality-based community<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>&lt;<\/p>\n\n<p>p><\/p>\n\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=293 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit13_new.jpg\" width=379 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 379px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">&#8216;Just one little drink&#8217; was the last thing he remembered before waking up naked on a Goan beach<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n\n<!--more-->\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=293 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit2_new.jpg\" width=379 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 379px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">Marching band? This don&#8217;t look like no marching band<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; width: 227px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; height: 301px; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=277 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushMongoliaVisit1_new.jpg\" width=450 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 514px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">Mongolia, now that&#8217;s the ticket<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; width: 327px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; height: 293px; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=269 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit36_new.jpg\" width=450 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 715px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">Dubya meets the prime minister<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; width: 295px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; height: 323px; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=299 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit34_new.jpg\" width=450 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 644px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">A government of puppets<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=345 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit38_new.jpg\" width=229 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 229px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">Protest, or Outkast vid?<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=345 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushindiaVisit39_new.jpg\" width=367 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 367px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">Low-contrast suit, flag in non-primary colors: we have a style gap, Houston. At least wear some zardoshi work, Se\u00c3\u00b1or Singh.<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=253 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit7_new.jpg\" width=379 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 379px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">Domino theory: as falls Bengal, so falls Kerala<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=258 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit35_new.jpg\" width=450 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 450px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">The horses are effective against rocket attacks<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=275 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit8_new.jpg\" width=379 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 379px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">Impressive, but are they Mongolian?<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; width: 330px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; height: 280px; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=256 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushMongoliaVisit3_new.jpg\" width=450 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 600px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">Mongolia: That&#8217;s not a man, that&#8217;s a centaur on &#8216;roids<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=277 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit6_new.jpg\" width=379 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 379px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">Your ally attacked the buildings down the street<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=259 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit9_new.jpg\" width=379 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 379px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">Kalam: I will now lecture you on nonproliferation<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=253 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit10_new.jpg\" width=379 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 379px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">Hellraiser<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=280 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit12_new.jpg\" width=379 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 379px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">&#8216;Watch out for the guy behind you. He looks like a meshugana&#8217;<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=244 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit14_new.jpg\" width=379 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 379px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">Go back to sbelling lessons<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=345 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit15_new.jpg\" width=374 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 374px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">How do you get your pageboy to curl like that?<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=344 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit16_new.jpg\" width=312 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 312px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">One debutante gown and one Harry Potter cloak of invisibility<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=252 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit17_new.jpg\" width=379 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 379px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">M&#8217;sieur Chirac, I know you&#8217;re in there &#8212; quit mackin&#8217; on my wife<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=251 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit18_new.jpg\" width=380 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 380px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">We are ready to add English subtitle<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=272 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit19_new.jpg\" width=379 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 379px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">No prize for guessing which city&#8230; Calcutta<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=261 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit20_new.jpg\" width=379 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 379px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">Diplo inferno<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=253 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit21_new.jpg\" width=379 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 379px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">Yeh dil mange more!<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=345 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit22_new.jpg\" width=203 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 203px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">&#8216;There are no gays in India. We can&#8217;t even conceive of it&#8217;<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=345 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit25_new.jpg\" width=268 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 268px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">You wanna piece of me?<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=344 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit27_new.jpg\" width=258 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 258px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">Bhangra lessons<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=255 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit29_new.jpg\" width=379 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 379px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">In India, even the congressmen are protesters<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=284 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit24_new.jpg\" width=379 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 379px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">I thought Indians liked E.E.<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=288 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit26_new.jpg\" width=380 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 380px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">I&#8217;m poor. I&#8217;m communist. Nah, there&#8217;s no connection.<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=344 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit30_new.jpg\" width=273 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 273px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">I always smirk around the dead<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=345 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit32_new.jpg\" width=242 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 242px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">Secret Service agents dress like tourists. Tourists with bomb dogs and big, suspicious backpacks.<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=344 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit33_new.jpg\" width=281 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 281px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">Never liked them bagpipes<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><img class=picture height=299 hspace=0 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/images\/BushIndiaVisit31_new.jpg\" width=380 border=0><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 380px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%\">And then Skywalker was made commander of the Rebel Alliance<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<p>All photos from <a href=\"http:\/\/news.search.yahoo.com\/news\/search?p=bush+india&#038;c=news_photos\">Yahoo News<\/a> and the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/gallery\/2006\/03\/02\/GA2006030200919_index_frames.htm?startat=1\">WaPo<\/a> (click to see more).<\/p>\n\n<p>Related post: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/001860.html\">President Singh<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another proud member of the reality-based community &#8216;Just one little drink&#8217; was the last thing he remembered before waking up naked on a Goan beach<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"-1","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1,15,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3076"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3076"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3076\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}