{"id":287,"date":"2004-08-27T12:46:13","date_gmt":"2004-08-27T17:46:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=287"},"modified":"2005-01-14T00:48:18","modified_gmt":"2005-01-14T05:48:18","slug":"queer_eye_for_t","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2004\/08\/27\/queer_eye_for_t\/","title":{"rendered":"Queer eye for the fundamentalist guy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fashion tips for terrorists in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theatlantic.com\/doc\/prem\/200409\/cullisonsidebar1\"><i>G-al-Q<\/i><\/a>. The good Turbanhead has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.turbanhead.com\/mt\/archives\/002416.html\">a great photo spread<\/a>:<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>The [al-Qaeda] manuals devote special care to teaching recruits how to pass unnoticed in the West, and include the following advice&#8230; Don&#8217;t wear short pants that show socks when you&#8217;re standing up. The pants should cover the socks, because intelligence authorities know that fundamentalists don&#8217;t wear long pants&#8230; You should differentiate between men and women&#8217;s perfume. If you use women&#8217;s perfume, you are in trouble.<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>Honey, if you&#8217;re a gender-confused fundamentalist? <i>Sigh&#8230;<\/i> where to begin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fashion tips for terrorists in G-al-Q. The good Turbanhead has a great photo spread: The [al-Qaeda] manuals devote special care to teaching recruits how to pass unnoticed in the West, and include the following advice&#8230; Don&#8217;t wear short pants that &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2004\/08\/27\/queer_eye_for_t\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}