{"id":2850,"date":"2006-01-16T02:42:39","date_gmt":"2006-01-16T07:42:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=2850"},"modified":"2006-01-16T01:31:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-16T06:31:00","slug":"britney_tikka_m","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/16\/britney_tikka_m\/","title":{"rendered":"Britney Tikka Masala"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.perezhilton.com\/topics\/britney_spears\/forget_kabbalah_hello_hinduism_20060116.php\"><img loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"britandkfuggg.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/britandkfuggg.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"406\" hspace=10 vspace=10 align=left \/><\/a>\n<strong>\nBREAKING NEWS<\/strong> (well, sort of) via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.perezhilton.com\/topics\/britney_spears\/forget_kabbalah_hello_hinduism_20060116.php\">PEREZ HILTON<\/a> (and tipster Simran):<\/p>\n\n<p>Casually dressed erstwhile pop superstar Britney Spears attended an event at a Malibu mandir yesterday, Feder-spawn never out of her arms.  More pictures of her doing so are available <a href=\"http:\/\/www.perezhilton.com\/topics\/britney_spears\/forget_kabbalah_hello_hinduism_20060116.php\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n<p>At least this is one occasion where it was appropriate and not <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fotolog.com\/suitablegirl\/?pid=8327247\">disgusting for Brit-Brit to be shoe-free<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n<p>Seriously though, motherhood agrees with her&#8211; and so does going to mandir.  While I have NEVER been a fan and I <em>am<\/em> gloating that she&#8217;s not wearing her ring (DUMP HIM!  You still have a chance!  Turn your future &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Behind_the_Music\">Behind the Music<\/a>&#8221; ep around NOW!), I sincerely hope she got something out of her trip to temple.<\/p>\n\n<p>Anyone have any idea why she was there?  After some lazy googling, I haven&#8217;t discovered further details so I leave it to you, Mutineers.  Kindly call your religious cousins in or near Malibu and beg them for deets, thanks. \ud83d\ude09<!--more--><br>\n<br><\/p>\n\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.perezhilton.com\/topics\/britney_spears\/forget_kabbalah_hello_hinduism_20060116.php\"><img loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"ihadthatsari.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/britandbabe666.jpg\" width=\"377\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BREAKING NEWS (well, sort of) via PEREZ HILTON (and tipster Simran): Casually dressed erstwhile pop superstar Britney Spears attended an event at a Malibu mandir yesterday, Feder-spawn never out of her arms. More pictures of her doing so are available &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/16\/britney_tikka_m\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1,15,14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2850"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2850"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2850\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}