{"id":2518,"date":"2005-11-14T14:52:42","date_gmt":"2005-11-14T19:52:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=2518"},"modified":"2005-11-14T12:58:42","modified_gmt":"2005-11-14T17:58:42","slug":"home_rule","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/14\/home_rule\/","title":{"rendered":"Home rule"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Great Bongmeister chronicles the sexual revolution on Indian cable TV with the fondness of a grandfather sharing his stash of classic <em>Playboys:<\/em>\n<table style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-top: 10px; float: right; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 20px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0\">\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiantelevision.com\/ye2002\/yre-endsushma.htm\"><img class=picture height=230 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/SushmaSwaraj.jpg\" width=225 border=0><\/a><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<td class=caption style=\"padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 225px; padding-top: 0px\">\n<p class=caption-text style=\"font-size: 80%; margin: 3px 5px; line-height: 110%; text-align: left\">Sushma Swaraj, Minister of Virtue<\/p><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n\n<blockquote>The cable revolution of the early 90s came as a blessing from heaven (or hell) for the raging hormones of my generation who were henceforth liberated from the oppressive censorship of state-owned television&#8230; ladies with Sachin Tendulkar shoulders and Ramesh Krishnan waistlines heaved and thrusted away. As a result, Silk Smitha, Nylon Nalini and the other goddesses of the wet sari pantheon became part of our nightly vocabulary&#8230; [<a href=\"http:\/\/greatbong.blogspot.com\/2005\/11\/passing-of-friend.html\">Link<\/a>]<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>Alas, the uprising was choked nightly by a minister inappositely named <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Swaraj\">Swaraj<\/a>:<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>In the north rose a fell presence, an evil Eye that never slept&#8230; minister Sushma Swaraj.. launched a war against flesh tones on the airwaves! Soon she was passing one dictat after another&#8211;Star Movies censored all their sugar and spice, Sun TV followed suit&#8230; [<a href=\"http:\/\/greatbong.blogspot.com\/2005\/11\/passing-of-friend.html\">Link<\/a>]<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>One frustrated victim of fowlstrangulum interruptus commented:<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>Uff, Sushma Swaraj&#8230; how we cursed her&#8230; [<a href=\"http:\/\/greatbong.blogspot.com\/2005\/11\/passing-of-friend.html#c113193300041431307\">Link<\/a>]<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>But the sexing up of daily media soon made blue channels and pr0n sites irrelevant:<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>People stopped going to websites for their porn&#8211;instead they started making them themselves armed with&#8230; camera phones and webcams. School kids in respectable institutions were <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/000872.html\">shooting their own sex videos<\/a> and marketing them through auction sites&#8230; Who would go to Desibaba [a porn site] to watch digitally morphed pictures when people like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/images?q=Tanushree+Dutta\">Tanushree Dutta<\/a> were going topless in songs in reality&#8230;<br \/><br \/>Indians were being sexed up too fast and Desibaba was now a relic of a more innocent bygone era&#8230; I would like to believe that Desibaba is still alive&#8211;spread out over thousands of hard drives where pictures and stories from it have been downloaded over the years&#8230; there is a little bit of Desibaba in each of us&#8211;in the memories we carry. [<a href=\"http:\/\/greatbong.blogspot.com\/2005\/11\/passing-of-friend.html\">Link<\/a>]<\/blockquote>\n\n<p><span class=\"related-posts-heading\">Related posts:<\/span> <span class=\"related-posts\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/000872.html\"><span class=\"related-posts-title\">Delhi sex clip portends sexual revolution?<\/span><\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/000836.html\"><span class=\"related-posts-title\">Baazee.com CEO arrested over sex clip<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n\n<!--more-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Great Bongmeister chronicles the sexual revolution on Indian cable TV with the fondness of a grandfather sharing his stash of classic Playboys: Sushma Swaraj, Minister of Virtue The cable revolution of the early 90s came as a blessing from &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/14\/home_rule\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2518"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2518"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2518\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}