The town I currently live in is so white<\/u> that …<\/p>\n\n
… the local bakery makes only white bread (no wheat) and the last sandwich shop I went to only made sandwiches with mayo — not one option had mustard!<\/p>\n\n
… there is a chinese restaurant that bills itself as a “chop suey palace” (I’d take a photo but I’d rather not get arrested<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n … the only kosher restaurant in town was a kosher irish place (it closed before I moved here in January, unfortunately). I can just see the menu — corned beef and latkes!<\/p>\n\n … there actually is a 7\/11 that employs only white people<\/i>. It’s like one of those mythical places you can only find by getting lost, and you can never get back there (none of the employees could read a map either)<\/p>\n\n But even out here they showed Harold and Kumar at the local multiplexes (both of them!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The town I currently live in is so white that … … the local bakery makes only white bread (no wheat) and the last sandwich shop I went to only made sandwiches with mayo — not one option had mustard! … Continue reading