{"id":2408,"date":"2005-10-24T17:41:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-24T22:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=2408"},"modified":"2005-10-24T16:33:07","modified_gmt":"2005-10-24T21:33:07","slug":"behold_the_powe_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/24\/behold_the_powe_1\/","title":{"rendered":"Behold, the Power of Onions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.onamfestival.org\/gifs\/theeyal.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"theeyal.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/theeyal.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"160\" hspace=10 vspace=10 align= right \/><\/a>\nI seem to be the Mutiny&#8217;s resident <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/002223.html\">&#8220;protest publicist&#8221;<\/a>, so why should today be any different?  Join the BJP tomorrow (today?) in Delhi as they take to the streets to express their outrage over<a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/india\/story\/0,12559,1599210,00.html\"> the latest issue to grip India<\/a> (Thanks, Usamidalla):<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>\nHarsh Vardhan, a leader of the opposition Bharatiya Janata party (BJP) in New Delhi, accused traders of limiting onion sales to profit from Dussehra and Deepawali festivals. <strong>Onion are an important ingredient in almost everything eaten during both festivals. &#8220;An artificial scarcity of onion has been created by traders in connivance with the governing Congress party government,&#8221; the Press Trust of India quoted Mr Vardhan as saying.<\/strong><\/blockquote>\n\n<p>I wish I could be more sympathetic, but <a href=\"http:\/\/anna.typepad.com\/herstory\/2003\/11\/daddys_girl_par.html\">as long-time HERstorians are aware, I HATE ONIONS<\/a>.  I pick them out of my food, no matter how microscopically my mother thinks she&#8217;s chopping them; this is usually a futile endeavor though, since they inevitably leave their odious taste among the innocent vendaka and pavaka (read: bhindi and karela) who surely deserve better than such a slimy compatriot.  So yeah.  I won&#8217;t be at the protest. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n\n<p>Apparently, I should take the many-layered vegetable more seriously.  Not only can it make you cry if you&#8217;re chopping it, it can make you cry as it gives YOU the chop:<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>\nOnion shortages in India were responsible for bringing down BJP governments in New Delhi and Rajasthan states in 1998.<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>Amazing.<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>\nIn several parts of India, onions were trading at double the price of the previous week.<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>Obviously, in solidarity with her erstwhile countrymen, my mother should refrain from using ooly in her legendary cooking when I go home for almost two weeks on Thursday.  It&#8217;s the right thing to do, no? \ud83d\ude09<!--more--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I seem to be the Mutiny&#8217;s resident &#8220;protest publicist&#8221;, so why should today be any different? Join the BJP tomorrow (today?) in Delhi as they take to the streets to express their outrage over the latest issue to grip India &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/24\/behold_the_powe_1\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[19,1,2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2408"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2408"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2408\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}