{"id":2233,"date":"2005-09-18T03:30:51","date_gmt":"2005-09-18T08:30:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=2233"},"modified":"2005-09-18T01:58:45","modified_gmt":"2005-09-18T06:58:45","slug":"those_legs_are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/18\/those_legs_are\/","title":{"rendered":"Those legs are weapons of mass distraction, apparently."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/south_asia\/4256052.stm\"><img loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"lose the socks, please.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/lose the socks, please.jpg\" width=\"203\" height=\"260\" hspace=20 vspace=10 align=left \/><\/a>\nDon&#8217;t these people have <em>anything<\/em> better to do with their time than <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/south_asia\/4256052.stm\">pick on a teenager<\/a>?<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>Police will provide a huge security detail for Indian tennis star Sania Mirza during a world tennis tournament in Calcutta next week.<\/blockquote>\n\n<blockquote>The heavy security follows rumours that a radical Islamic group threatened to stop her playing in the tournament unless she changed her on-court dress.<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>Awesome.  Let&#8217;s harass one of the few decent athletes India has, it&#8217;s a fantastic way to thank her for reaching the fourth round of the US Open.<\/p>\n\n<p>The radical Islamic group in question is the Jamiat-e-Islami, they claim they haven&#8217;t threatened her at all.<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>&#8220;These are rumours, we have not threatened to stop Sania or anybody else from playing,&#8221; he said.<\/blockquote>\n\n<blockquote>\n&#8220;Though it is true that the kind of dress Sania wears offends us &#8211; we don&#8217;t expect a Muslim girl to wear such skimpy clothes in public.&#8221;<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>Look.  If you want to be offended by something Sania wears while playing tennis, go after what&#8217;s REALLY outrageous&#8211; those horrid black socks she likes.  Priorities, people!<\/p>\n\n<p>Understandably, Sania&#8217;s safety is important to the authorities who are taking all threats very seriously.<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>&#8220;We cannot take a chance with the security of someone like Sania,&#8221; Calcutta&#8217;s additional police commissioner Gautam Chakrabarty said.<\/blockquote>\n\n<blockquote>&#8220;We have deployed the best of our women police, nearly a hundred of them, to guard her both on and off the court and we have made special arrangements to frisk all spectators attending the tournament,&#8221; he said.<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>What does sweeeet Sania have to say about all this nonsense?<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>Sania Mirza has refused to be drawn into the controversy, merely asking forgiveness &#8220;for whatever I have to do on court as an 18-year-old.&#8221;<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>She didn&#8217;t <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Salman_Rushdie#The_Satanic_Verses_controversy\">write something irreverent<\/a> about the Prophet Muhammad.  She didn&#8217;t <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/002120.html\">molest a mullah<\/a>.  She doesn&#8217;t have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/001450.html\">strange hair<\/a> and a penchant for criticizing Islam.  Don&#8217;t get it twizzy&#8211; she is not the enemy.<!--more--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t these people have anything better to do with their time than pick on a teenager? Police will provide a huge security detail for Indian tennis star Sania Mirza during a world tennis tournament in Calcutta next week. The heavy &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/18\/those_legs_are\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10,14,11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2233"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2233"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2233\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}