{"id":2184,"date":"2005-09-09T22:38:43","date_gmt":"2005-09-10T03:38:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=2184"},"modified":"2005-09-09T20:41:25","modified_gmt":"2005-09-10T01:41:25","slug":"they_come_barin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/09\/they_come_barin\/","title":{"rendered":"They come baring gifts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Check out how this Brit-influenced Bollywood review reads in American English:<\/p>\n\n<blockquote><em>[Salaam Namaste]<\/em> has a <font color=#8b0000>frothy<\/font> first half and an emotion-filled second half with the <font color=#8b0000>climax<\/font> that warms the very cockles of your heart. And, as a bonus, there is a cameo by Abhishek Bachchan at the <font color=#8b0000>fag end<\/font>. [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.apunkachoice.com\/movies\/mov541\/salaam_namaste-review.html\">Link<\/a>]<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>Someone needs to take a rubber to the end of that review. It&#8217;s the kind of movie review-cum-double entendre which I&#8217;d never plunge into. At least not without a safe word.<\/p>\n\n<p>Not that Americans don&#8217;t do the same, only it&#8217;s intentional. <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ang_Lee\">Ang Lee&#8217;s<\/a> new <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Brokeback_Mountain\">gay cowboy Western<\/a> is entitled <em>Brokeback Mountain. <\/em>The subtlety of the encoding is truly humbling. Heath Ledger and&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jake_Gyllenhaal\">Donnie Snarko<\/a>&nbsp;stare longingly at each other for <a href=\"http:\/\/movies.yahoo.com\/feature\/brokebackmountainqt.html\">the entire length of the trailer<\/a>, but heaven forbid that they act.&nbsp;The&nbsp;love that dare not, is the wet sari that must not.<\/p>\n\n<p>I say let the rainbow flag fly. Bollywood has long <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bollywood501.com\/classic_f\/dimple_kapadia\/gallery1\/htm\/01.html\">repaid the compliment<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n<!--more-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Check out how this Brit-influenced Bollywood review reads in American English: [Salaam Namaste] has a frothy first half and an emotion-filled second half with the climax that warms the very cockles of your heart. And, as a bonus, there is &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/09\/they_come_barin\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2184"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2184"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2184\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}