{"id":2152,"date":"2005-09-04T16:36:05","date_gmt":"2005-09-04T21:36:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=2152"},"modified":"2005-09-04T22:13:52","modified_gmt":"2005-09-05T03:13:52","slug":"mirza_drops_to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/04\/mirza_drops_to\/","title":{"rendered":"How do you solve a problem like Maria?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img style=\"width: 400px; height: 100px\" alt=\"\" hspace=20 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/SaniaMirzaVsSharapova.jpg\" align=right vspace=10 border=0>In a battle of 18-year-old millionaires, Sania Mirza lost to Maria Sharapova 6-2, 6-1, in what seemed like the world&#8217;s shortest match at just 59 minutes. Ouch. She couldn&#8217;t get her first serve in and relied on a soft second serve. Sharapova slashed that serve down the line for winners over and over, like a boxer who&#8217;s found an opponent&#8217;s weakness and just keeps riding it.<\/p>\n\n<p>Mirza committed twice as many unforced errors as Sharapova. She didn&#8217;t do enough cross-court shots, sticking with lots of straight, fastball returns; Sharapova moved her all over the court. On the plus side, Mirza hit harder than Sharapova, who let lots of fast returns by her, even those within forehand range.<\/p>\n\n<p>The uncle-commentator tried to put a positive spin on Sania&#8217;s showing after the match; meanwhile, I rocked back and forth: &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0083866\/quotes\">ouch, Elliot<\/a>&#8230;&#8217; CBS showed a dorky fan sign straight out of <em>Bride and Prejudice:<\/em> &#8216;Sania: our precious Indian jewel.&#8217; And man, the Sharapova squeal is annoying.<\/p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com:6969\/torrents\/MirzavsSharapova.zip.torrent\"><strong>>> Watch the match<\/strong><\/a><br \/>(196 MB DivX; you need a BitTorrent downloader: <a href=\"http:\/\/pingpong-abc.sourceforge.net\/download.php\">Windows<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/sarwat.net\/bittorrent\/\">Mac<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n<p>Previous posts: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/000953.html\">one<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/000962.html\">two<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/002054.html\">three<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/002134.html\">four<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/002142.html\">five<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/002146.html\">six<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/000324.html\">seven<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/000344.html\">eight<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/002151.html\">nine<\/a><\/p>\n\n<!--more-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a battle of 18-year-old millionaires, Sania Mirza lost to Maria Sharapova 6-2, 6-1, in what seemed like the world&#8217;s shortest match at just 59 minutes. Ouch. She couldn&#8217;t get her first serve in and relied on a soft second &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/04\/mirza_drops_to\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2152"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2152"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2152\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}