Long years ago Vinod<\/A> thought ‘desi<\/A>‘ was followed by ‘Arnaz<\/A>.’<\/P>\n Long years ago Anna<\/A> thought Karsh Kale<\/A> was a kind of cabbage<\/A>.<\/P>\n Long years ago Abhi<\/A> thought Kalpana Chawla<\/A> was a variety of rice<\/A>.<\/P>\n Long years ago Sajit<\/A> thought the Dum Dum Project<\/A> was an insane asylum.<\/P>\n Long years ago Ennis<\/A> sprang full-grown from his mother’s forehead quoting Gayatri Spivak<\/A>. Well, shit, he’s freakishly bright and messes up the curve like that.<\/P>\n In the last year, our scary-smart readers have corrected all those misconceptions and are poised to correct a million more. Once, S\/He Who Must Not Be Named confided to me that s\/he wanted more comments for his\/her posts. ‘Comments?’ says I. ‘You want comments?<\/EM> Post something that’s flat-out wrong. You’ll have 47 comments correcting the error, 47 calling you a commie and 47 calling you a fascist by the time the post button springs back into position.’<\/P>\n So on this first anniversary<\/A> of the Mutiny, I’d like to confess our little scam. You thought<\/EM> we were writing for your edification (and masturbatory coffee breaks — we know how you use the WiFi<\/A>.) Suckas! In reality, y’all have been educating us.<\/EM><\/P>\n Collectively, you guys are some smart mofos. Can I just say? You rock.<\/P>\n I’<\/SPAN>ve also taken the liberty of penning my hopes and dreams for Sepia Mutiny’s impact on second-gen culturistas. It’s a weighty political manifesto, so be sure and sit down while you read. Here it is:<\/P>\n Long years ago I thought a ‘Tryst with Destiny‘ meant hooking up with a stripper. Long years ago Vinod thought ‘desi‘ was followed by ‘Arnaz.’ Long years ago Anna thought Karsh Kale was a kind of cabbage. Long years ago Abhi thought … Continue reading ![\"\"](\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/SMMotto.gif\")
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