{"id":177,"date":"2004-08-11T08:52:33","date_gmt":"2004-08-11T13:52:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=177"},"modified":"2005-01-14T00:48:17","modified_gmt":"2005-01-14T05:48:17","slug":"sir_you_uh_have","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2004\/08\/11\/sir_you_uh_have\/","title":{"rendered":"Sir, you, uh, have something on your shoulder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is just weird.   But, there&#8217;s clearly a commercial motivation here cuz otherwise, god knows, there are other places to shine the investigative spotlight &#8211; <a title=\"Indians say no kissing with dandruff: Survey : HindustanTimes.com\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hindustantimes.com\/news\/181_939879,00090001.htm\">Indians say no kissing with dandruff<\/a><\/p>\n\n<blockquote>Most Indians wouldn&#8217;t kiss their partners if they had dandruff, according to an ACNielsen survey.<\/blockquote>\n\n<blockquote>Ninety three percent of the women and 80 percent men spoken to during the survey said they wouldn&#8217;t even touch the hair of someone who has dandruff.<\/blockquote>\n\n<blockquote>Nearly half of Indians have suffered from dandruff in the last three months, said the survey, which was commissioned by Head &#038; Shoulders.<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>Now generally, one might be tempted to say this would cause a procreation problem out there, but&#8230;  then again, maybe dandruff, kissing, and sex aren&#8217;t quite so closely linked in the motherland   \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is just weird. But, there&#8217;s clearly a commercial motivation here cuz otherwise, god knows, there are other places to shine the investigative spotlight &#8211; Indians say no kissing with dandruff Most Indians wouldn&#8217;t kiss their partners if they had &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2004\/08\/11\/sir_you_uh_have\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}