{"id":174,"date":"2004-08-11T02:15:52","date_gmt":"2004-08-11T07:15:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=174"},"modified":"2005-09-05T23:47:26","modified_gmt":"2005-09-06T04:47:26","slug":"that_maple_leaf_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2004\/08\/11\/that_maple_leaf_1\/","title":{"rendered":"that maple leaf will be brown soon, eh?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>quick, think back to when you were small and misbehaving in public&#8230;how did your parents react?  don&#8217;t even try to front like they reprimanded you in english&#8211; you know they busted out with the mother tongue for one brutal yet discreet verbal smackdown. that is one small privilege of being &#8220;different&#8221; in this western world; you may snark about others and they&#8217;ll be none the wiser, since the odds of someone understanding your native tongue are totally in your favor.<\/p>\n\n<p>well, say you&#8217;re one of the 308 members of the <b>Canadian House of Commons<\/b>, and you want to vent about some MP who&#8217;s REALLY getting on your last Canadian nerve, but you want to preserve your chances for re-election.  have no fear!  curse them out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.expressindia.com\/fullstory.php?newsid=34618\">in PUNJABI<\/a>!  those damned sons-of-owls!<\/p>\n\n<p>TEN South Asian Canadians have won recent parliamentary elections, and of that number, eight speak Punjabi, making it the <em>fourth<\/em> most popular language that is spoken by MPs.  basically, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.expressindia.com\/fullstory.php?newsid=34618\">this article<\/a> details how MPs speak english (no, really?), french (ditto), italian (no witty parenthetical remark for this one) and now Punjabi (kiddan?).  i think i was just excited that our neighbors to the north are cool enough to have brown legislators in the DOUBLE-DIGITS.  now if you&#8217;ll excuse me, i&#8217;m going to go make a jack-ass out of myself to some Malkit Singh while i fantasize about ONE brown person in congress. oh balle balle!<\/p>\n\n<p>via <a href=\"http:\/\/livinsimple.blogspot.com\/\">Livin&#8217; Simply<\/a><!--more--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>quick, think back to when you were small and misbehaving in public&#8230;how did your parents react? don&#8217;t even try to front like they reprimanded you in english&#8211; you know they busted out with the mother tongue for one brutal yet &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2004\/08\/11\/that_maple_leaf_1\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=174"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}