{"id":1628,"date":"2005-05-25T04:10:29","date_gmt":"2005-05-25T09:10:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=1628"},"modified":"2005-05-29T15:12:06","modified_gmt":"2005-05-29T20:12:06","slug":"penis_reattache","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2005\/05\/25\/penis_reattache\/","title":{"rendered":"Penis reattached to owner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This one should be a no-brainer &mdash; don&rsquo;t ever bring your prostitute home\nto meet your wife:<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>\n<p>Doctors in Uttar Pradesh, India, have reattached a man&rsquo;s penis after it was\ncut off by his wife. His wife said she was fed up with his womanising. Things\ncame to a head when he brought a prostitute home. [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.medicalnewstoday.com\/newssearch.php?newsid=24939\">Medical\nNews Today<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>Sure, the concept of a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.anysonglyrics.com\/lyrics\/k\/kingmissile\/detatchablepenis.htm\">detachable\npenis sounds great in theory<\/a>, but once you\nget one, you can&rsquo;t wait to get it reattached:<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>\n<p>His penis was reattached by a team of doctors, led by Dr. A Singh. According\nto doctor Singh, we will have to wait and see whether the man will ever be able\nto have sex again. [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.medicalnewstoday.com\/newssearch.php?newsid=24939\">Medical\nNews Today<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>Mentioned briefly <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/001612.html\">in\nan earlier post<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n<!--more-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This one should be a no-brainer &mdash; don&rsquo;t ever bring your prostitute home to meet your wife: Doctors in Uttar Pradesh, India, have reattached a man&rsquo;s penis after it was cut off by his wife. His wife said she was &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2005\/05\/25\/penis_reattache\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1628"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1628"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1628\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}