{"id":1544,"date":"2005-05-13T05:04:12","date_gmt":"2005-05-13T10:04:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=1544"},"modified":"2005-05-29T15:19:04","modified_gmt":"2005-05-29T20:19:04","slug":"translate_a_huf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2005\/05\/13\/translate_a_huf\/","title":{"rendered":"Translate a Huffington Post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Huffington Post, a recently launched group blog aimed at the B-list starfucker\ndemographic, hosts a bizarre post by U.K. <em>Maxim<\/em> editor Greg Gutfeld. It appears\nto be something about a party in Delhi, or perhaps a dream sequence conceived\nin an opium-induced stupor:<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>\n<p>Things are still going nuts at Alaknanda Jayagopal&rsquo;s\nhouse. Aparjita and Agilah broke into the liquor cabinet, and Gaurika, Fulmala,\nHeenfu and Indrani started a dance party in the garage. Remember Crystal Water&rsquo;s &ldquo;Gypsy\nWoman?&rdquo; Well, Dishwari, Fazeela (and her sister, Devapriya) do. They are\nkicking it, live. Dishwari is also playing truth or dare with Anvita, who dared\nDeepika to actually swallow a live chicken. Deepika isn&rsquo;t even speaking\nto Gangika. Totally off the hook. [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/theblog\/archive\/greg-gutfeld\/party-sightings-update.html\">The\nHuffington Post<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>If anyone can speak Gutfeldese, please decipher this for us. Winner gets the\npride of proving they&rsquo;re at least as smart as an editor of <em>Maxim<\/em>. Losers\nmust live with the shame of having read the The Huffington Post.<\/p>\n\n<!--more-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Huffington Post, a recently launched group blog aimed at the B-list starfucker demographic, hosts a bizarre post by U.K. Maxim editor Greg Gutfeld. It appears to be something about a party in Delhi, or perhaps a dream sequence conceived &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2005\/05\/13\/translate_a_huf\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[27],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1544"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1544"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1544\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}